Giant Overpriced Eagle is complaining that they paid too much for chocolate.
The O’Hara-based grocer claims it was overcharged for $200 million worth of chocolate products between 2002 and 2007.
I should care about this because price fixing is wrong. I should care about this because if Giant Eagle is paying too much for chocolate then I in turn am paying too much for chocolate. But instead of caring, one thought keeps fluttering through my mind like a butterfly on meth:
Giant Eagle complaining of being forced to pay higher prices than necessary is like the kettle calling the pot black. Like sauerkraut calling the Warheads sour. Like Jason Bay calling Ian Snell sucky. Like Lukey calling Play-Doh malleable. Like a pigeon calling Bill Belichick the spawn of Satan.
But thank God for Fuel Perks, eh?