Some sick bastard and by sick bastard I mean “my hero” is shooting Seattle’s pigeons in the head with darts.
Someone is impaling pigeons in downtown Seattle with metal darts, and the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is putting up $2,000 to help find out who. “This is just a horrifying case,” she [...]
HAH! Take that!
Random n’at.
1. Yellow wedge sandals in the window of Macy’s on the Fifth Avenue corner. Must own. Will own.
2. To the attractive blond lady, late 30s, in the long lime green coat, downtown. Yesterday afternoon, I saw you hunch down to put out your cigarette on the sidewalk and then run over to the trashcan to [...]
Good morning, PRINCESS!
There are certain things you shouldn’t have to see before 9:00 a.m.
An empty cup of coffee.
A pigeon.
An email from your boss.
Your boss.
A clearly wasted, partying hard in Vegas Jeff Skippy Skeeve Foul Dwarf Reed wearing any of the following: A tiara, a slut, a taffeta sash, or a bib that says, “I [heart] dick.”
I bet [...]
Random n’at.
1. A conversation between PittGirl and Sister of PittGirl:
[picking up a copy of James Frey's A Million Little Pieces that is lying on Sister of PittGirl's table] What’s this, Sister of PittGirl?
Oh, PittGirl, that is a great book about –
It’s lies, you know? All lies.
I know, but some of it is based in fact and–
Lies, [...]
Me and Rob Owen. We’re like THAT.
I love Back to You. There. I said it. Whatever.
I love looking out for those Burgh references and in the episode two weeks ago in which the sportscaster Marsh (the incomparable Fred Willard) threw a surprise birthday party for the Kelsey Grammer/Ken Rice [snicker] character (a party that was sponsored by Schwatz Beer, no [...]
