Usually when I post a police blotter story, I like to bring the snark.  In this case, the snark brought itself:

Matthew J. Kerr, 34, of Cecil, was charged Friday with retail theft at Shop ‘N Save, Twin Ponds Lane, in connection with the theft of two boxes of Immodium AD and a container of baby powder. The stolen items are worth about $17.

Poor guy.

(h/t CurtO who wrote “maybe he didn’t have time to pay, nature calling and all.”)


  1. MH
    April 4, 2008 3:05 pm

    Does diarrhea lead to chaffing?

  2. Sue
    April 4, 2008 8:01 pm

    Shit happens

  3. chrys
    April 4, 2008 10:05 pm

    Sue..LOL!!!! The visual is making me want to vomit.. yet LMAO!!!!

  4. pro rider
    April 5, 2008 5:55 pm

    thats a bunch of crap!

  5. nascarlady
    April 5, 2008 6:02 pm

    lol..poor guy must have been really plugged up!

  6. Sarah
    April 5, 2008 11:00 pm

    I was once in Wal-Mart behind a woman who bought 4 bottles of stool softener and then proceeded directly to the bathroom…i felt so bad for the employee who had bathroom cleaning duty that day.

  7. RavishingRick
    April 6, 2008 11:47 am

    She brought out the Snark Again!!!!!!

  8. RavishingRick
    April 6, 2008 9:07 pm

    I thought Snark stood for:
    Kinky !!!!!!

    Could I be wrong?