Boobies.

If I’m a PG reporter and I put a feeler (heh) out there looking for women willing to speak to me about their breast implants and as I’m sifting through the responses hunting out the best candidates for the story I come across this woman.  I’m shouting JACKPOT!

Mammarelli.  Awesome.

Yes, I’m 12.  Shut up.

(h/t Moe the Dog)





12 Comments

  1. JP
    April 9, 2008 1:37 pm

    No way. Mammarelli? She had no choice but to get implants with that name.



  2. Mia`
    April 9, 2008 1:38 pm

    Friend of mine got implants…she went from being very small chested to freakin huge. She also doesn’t seem to treat them as being part of her body. She shows them off a lot. Even to the point of letting relative strangers “feel” them. Very strange.



  3. Sooska
    April 9, 2008 2:10 pm

    and the anonymous woman whose disapproving in-laws haven’t been told, went from an AA to C and NOONE NOTICED???



  4. cultlord
    April 9, 2008 2:58 pm

    Fran is a sweetheart!



  5. KGC
    April 9, 2008 3:12 pm

    JP.. Not sure about that. Take a look at the fugly mug-face. Yewwwwwww.



  6. JP
    April 9, 2008 3:27 pm

    She had no choice just like if some guy named Peter Smalls did not undergo male enhancement surgery, it would be a complete waste of perfect irony.



  7. Testacleese Von Nutsack
    April 9, 2008 3:45 pm

    I just had surgery for Elaphantitus. Anyone know where I can get a nice pair of loose fitting jeans?



  8. nosmo.king
    April 9, 2008 5:00 pm

    MAMMALICIOUS!



  9. Still A Fan
    April 9, 2008 7:04 pm

    leave it to Moe to find that…….



  10. Mitch Cumsteen
    April 9, 2008 8:47 pm

    Mia, what’s your friend’s name? I’m a relative stranger. And I don’t mind feeling a nice Mammarelli or two. Not to be perverted.



  11. justretiredguy
    April 10, 2008 7:52 am

    Thanks for the mammarys!



  12. Jeeperz
    April 10, 2008 9:55 am

    Im surprised no one has said they wanted to motorboat dem puppies