Some recent landings at The Burgh Blog via a search for the following:
1. Heinz Hall and fat people
2. Who is PittGirl?
Yes, I am so careless with my identity that Google knows who I am and will tell you if you just ask it nicely.
Next time try, “Who is PittGirl, please?”
3. PittGirl is
3. Massive fat obese Steelers fan.
Geez. Obviously you were looking for this picture or this picture, but really, massive, fat AND obese? That’s search-term overkill. I don’t search for pictures of pigeons with a “evil satanic eye-pecking bastard pigeons” search string do I?
4. Is David Conrad single?
Yes. But back off. He’s imaginatively (imaginarily?) mine. Also, while we’re talking about Sir David, can I ask, why is it that when I dream of David Conrad the dream ALWAYS takes place in Soldiers and Sailors Hall? Seriously. Any shrinks out there that can explain that one to me? Last night, again. Me and David, hanging out at Soldier and Sailors Hall just chit-chatting about life, as opposed to say, us hanging out on a deserted island with only the complete works of William Shakespeare to keep us company.
5. huge clowns and spiders
Hey, thanks for making me picture two things I am very afraid of. Next time why don’t you search for “pigeons, howler monkeys, huge clowns, spiders and scientologists.” I’m pretty sure THAT search string will land you on my picture.
6. Earl of Fug
It’s a THING! Yay, me! But kids, get it right: The Duke of Fug and the Earl of Gross. Do I need to trademark that?
7. CMU girls gone wild
Is that even possible? What would a CMU girl gone wild look like?
10. Luke Ravenstahl cocaine
11. Ben Roethlisberger and herpes
Disclaimer: You litigious bastards out there, I am NOT implying that Luke Ravenstahl does cocaine or that Ben Roethlisberger has herpes. I am merely relaying what Google Analytics indicated were searches that landed folks at my blog. Perhaps they were wondering if Luke Ravenstahl had yet tried that Cocaine drink. Or perhaps Ben Roethlisberger has herpes.
Don’t sue me!