Sorry no posting yesterday. Bright side: You lived! My gift to you, three weird Burghers:
1. Unless it is Opposite Day, I don’t think you should be allowed to describe yourself as a “stable” individual in the same Craigslist posting in which you post a picture of yourself as a deer (I think he might be taking a poop in that there moss) — complete with antlers. Or if you post a photo of yourself … well … I don’t know what he’s doing there in picture 3, but I do know this for a fact:
I want my mommy.
Haven’t I mined that guy before?
2. He’s not here to tell us how it is that he’s so very much better than us ladies, but luckily for us, he IS willing to tell us how very much we “severly suck.” In addition, he despises the drinking and party scene, and to prove it, he’s posted a picture of himself in front of a giant stash of alcohol. Sweet.
3. I don’t … it just … well … wait.
I must say that the yes in me needs the yes in you while I just stare in your eyes all night.. But the no in me need the no in you so we can save love making until that special night..
I’ve read it six times. I still don’t get it. English! Do you speak it?! Wait! Okay, seventh time is the charm. He’s saying he WANTS to have sex with you but he wants to wait a bit first. Am I right? This is harder than Shakespeare.
I using Craig List Because I am trying not to be lusted on anymore.
Okay. He doesn’t want to be “lusted on” and for that very reason he posted that underwear, come-hither picture?
Yeah, I’m tired of being lusted after, so let me show you my boobs.
Gawd.
