BREAD!

A conversation that occurred exactly as I’m about to write it between PittGirl and my brother-in-law as we dined at my mother’s house for birthday dinner for my sister (95-lb. Penguins freak and wife of said brother-in-law) and we just realized that the last two piping hot dinner rolls had been eaten.

PittGirl: As surely as my name is PittGirl, rolls are delicious. I could eat bread and only bread forever and ever. Amen.

Brother in Law: I agree. I don’t care what anyone says. Carbs are good!

PittGirl: Word.

BIL: Yeah, and when people talk about back in the old days we lived on bread and butter –

PG: Lucky!

BIL: Exactly! What the hell’s wrong with eating just rolls and butter?

PG: I’d LOVE to live on rolls and butter. Who needs meat and vegetables?!

BIL: Hello!? POTATO BREAD!

PG: Vegetables!

Mother of PittGirl: [offering a plate] Does anyone want any more –

BIL: Is it more BREAD?!

PG: Is it rolls?

BIL: Was it bread at one point?

PG: Could it become bread?

Sister of PittGirl: [rolling her eyes] Oh. My. God.