There are certain things in life that I am very sure of.
I am sure that I will live in the Burgh my entire life, and I’m absolutely okay with it. In fact, I wouldn’t have it any other way.
I am sure that David Conrad loves me and will one day be my BFF.
I am sure that there was another meaning than I’m aware of to the license plate I saw yesterday in the Waterfront on an old blue Chevy Cavalier “IM 4PIGS”.
I am sure I am NEVER seeing The Ring, thanks to my readers that love me enough to warn me.
I am sure that I would have preferred to have gone my whole life and every life after this life should there be other lives, and all of eternity forever and ever amen without having laid eyes on The Asshat’s “searing magnificence.”
I am sure that no manner of intentional head injury will ever erase that image from my “People I Wish I Had Never Seen Naked” file.
Also? Why I clicked to see the NSFW version God only knows, but if you put a gun to my head and demanded the answer, I would have gone with “morbid curiosity.”
I’m not proud of me.
Also also? Be sure to read the comments because some of them are kickass. My fave:
Too bad Myron Cope died, that’s a Triple Yoi if I ever saw one.
(h/t to Father Spoon and Addie)