I got my May/June issue of my favorite magazine Radar in the mail yesterday and saw this listed in the Sindex, a monthly index of who or what has committed each of the seven deadly sins:
That’s right. Forget that the Pirates have committed the sin of suck, they’re making us all gluttons as well.
As for Radar, I’m a little disappointed that they didn’t preface that blurb with, “In an effort to make fans forget that they are rooting for the worst franchise in perhaps all of baseball history, The Pittsburgh Pirates …”
Or at the very least didn’t end it with “bottomless barrels of truly rancid baseball.”
That just has a nice ring to it.