My nephew is six, is funny, is adorable, is blond, is smart and has a habit of pointing with his middle finger. He does it when he shows me his homework and says, “Look how I can write!” He does it when we’re at the park and he says, “Hey, look at that bird!” And he does it when he says, “Why is Aunt PittGirl over there kicking that bird, Mommy?”
And I have never looked at him and said, “Oh, yeah, kid?! Well, EFF YOU, TOO!”
This is because I am an intelligent person that can discern between when someone is truly giving me the finger and when someone is USING their middle finger.
Other people? Not so much.
They think Tom Gorzelanny The Bobblehead is flipping us all off.
Instead of possibly, just maybe, using his middle finger (looks like the index finger to me) to anchor his mitt to his catching hand.
Also? Tom Gorzelanny The Bobblehead looks like he really needs to go pee.