My future best friend David Conrad’s Ghost Whisperer co-star Jennifer Love Hewitt (a girl that a friend of mine once described as “the most perfect woman on the planet”) was named TV’s Sexiest Woman by TV Guide and David was charged with writing up a bit about her. He said:

“Jennifer has a great strut. She’s from Texas, so there’s a little bit of cowgirl in her. She knows how to wear boots. But she can also just sit there and be lost in some kind of reverie. Those are two opposite traits, but one of the great qualities in any beautiful woman is balancing opposites, balancing things you wouldn’t expect. And for an all-American girl, Jen definitely has aspects that you wouldn’t normally expect. She’s a little more exotic. There’s more mystery to her. She’s actually sexier in person than she is on camera, which is saying a lot because she’s super-sexy on camera. I’m around Jennifer probably more than anybody except her fiancé, and in the three years that we’ve been filming, there’s always a moment when I just go, ‘Wow. That’s a really beautiful woman.’ That’s just the way she is.”

Hey, David. First, I’m not cool with my imaginary self-united husband gushing about another woman like this.

Second, I lived in Texas for four years, I can rock boots like Kenny Chesney, I am regularly lost in my own daydreams AND, AND! I can balance a book on my head.

Swear to God.

Category: David Conrad | tags: David Conrad | May 1, 2008 | | ShareThis