Psst.

[whisper]

You guys, don’t look now. I said, DON’T LOOK! Why did you go ahead and look?! I swear…

Listen, keep it quiet because we don’t want them to know we care, but the Buccos of Suckitude are one win away from .500 ball.

I know!

Our plan is working. Let’s keep telling them how sucky they are until they get so mad that they stop sucking. Play along. ‘Kay?

[/whisper]

BOY, THOSE BUCCOS OF SUCKITUDE SURE DO SUCK, DON’T THEY?! I’VE NEVER SEEN SUCH SUCK IN ALL MY LIFE! AND THE STINK! MY GOD, THE STINK! PEE-U!





11 Comments

  1. Bram R
    May 12, 2008 2:39 pm

    Alright, as difficult as it is, I’ll continue to “play along”.



  2. Magnus Patris
    May 12, 2008 2:43 pm

    We’re at the game right now, in between games of the double header. PG, are you here freezing your ass off too?



  3. pittgirl
    May 12, 2008 3:20 pm

    Magnus,

    Hell no! That weather with this hair = NOT THUGALICIOUS!

    Have a really expensive beer for me.



  4. Big Fan
    May 12, 2008 3:22 pm

    I might have to give up my “Leave a Reply” name to Magnus Patris who checks theburghblog between games of a double header at PNC Park. ?? I can’t compete with that!



  5. unsatisfied
    May 12, 2008 3:48 pm

    “they’re still shitty.”



  6. joey
    May 12, 2008 3:58 pm

    Is it just me, or is Jim Lokay singing the praises of the Suckos in the midst of the Pen’s continuing success just barf-worthy.

    I’m never sure who looks more uncomfortable when Lokay starts talking…him, or the rest of the morning crew….



  7. Magnus Patris
    May 12, 2008 5:34 pm

    Dammit! We jixed it. But I’ll take 3 out of 4 from Atlanta any day.



  8. Brother Anthony
    May 12, 2008 8:35 pm

    If the Pirates had any jinx today, it’s name was John Van Benschoten.



  9. Magnus Patris
    May 12, 2008 8:49 pm

    Bye, bye Johhny V! Go forth and suck in Indianapolis. http://kdka.com/sports/Pirates.Van.Benschoten.2.722350.html



  10. bucdaddy
    May 13, 2008 12:30 am

    You must have smelled the bus/plane fumes from JVB heading back down to Indy.



  11. DW
    May 13, 2008 7:37 am

    JVB, another one of those masterful first round picks with arm troubles. Bucs of Suck need someone to take care of all these “great pitching prospects.” They have so mnay arm injuries it ain’t funny. They really can’t do anything right, other than make bobble-heads that flip fans off and have some firework nights to lure in people from the burbs.