You guys, don’t look now. I said, DON’T LOOK! Why did you go ahead and look?! I swear…
Listen, keep it quiet because we don’t want them to know we care, but the Buccos of Suckitude are one win away from .500 ball.
Our plan is working. Let’s keep telling them how sucky they are until they get so mad that they stop sucking. Play along. ‘Kay?