Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl wants to attend the Stanley Cup Finals, but isn’t yet sure how that can happen.
“I’d like to go,” he said of the Saturday night face-off between the Penguins and the Red Wings, in Detroit. “I have asked [the city Law Department] for guidance” on whether he should pay for tickets, travel and lodging out of personal funds, campaign money or otherwise.
If you would just hire PittGirl to be your Chief of That’s Church you would never have the entire city pointing at you and laughing at your inability to know the correct answer to this question.
No, instead, you would have walked into my plush corner office (corner table at Dunkin Donuts) and asked ME that question and I would have said, “Lukey, do what every person on the face of the earth knows to do. USE YOUR OWN DAMN MONEY!!!”
And as he was walking away from me, disappointed in my answer, I’d be calling after him, “That’s church, baby! Don’t be a hater!”