LaMont Jones, the fashion editor of the PG, has an article about mixing up combinations for a two-piece outfit with appeal.
Here’s one of LaMont’s suggestions for an outfit with appeal:
LaMont calls this look “sporty and uptown“. I call it ugly, schmucky, and late eighties used-car dealer. I mean really. The sunglasses. The fedora. The leather strappy wrist thingies. THE NECKLACE! Too. Much.
Can I get a job as a fashion editor? Because if I’m doing an article on hot summer looks for men that are both sporty and “uptown”, here’s what I’m dressing you in, boys:
But by all means, take LaMont’s advice over mine. After all he IS the fashion editor and I’m just a fashion genius.