It takes a lot to give me chills. Bryan Adams singin’ anything. A pigeon’s last gasping breath. David Conrad lookin’ at me. This video. Chills. I want to find every single one of those screaming lunatics and give them a giant collective jumping up and down for joy hug. That little kid at :37 who [...]

Category: Local media, Penguins | tags: Pittsburgh Penguins | June 3, 2008 | 19 Comments »

There’s thinking that The Duke is fug and gross, and then there’s outright hating the Duke. There’s thinking that The Duke probably doesn’t deserve his minions’ unfailing love, and then there’s outright wanting to see The Duke die a horrible, violent death. Someone in the Las Vegas police department REALLY falls in the Outright Hate/Die [...]

Category: Ben Roethlisberger, Steelers | tags: Ben Roethlisberger, Steelers | June 3, 2008 | 12 Comments »

Last Friday in Mellon Square: At least that’s what SHOULD have happened next to that evil pigeon lady. Seriously, if you feed pigeons and your pigeon-feeding doesn’t result in said pigeons angrily dive-bombing you and getting all up in your face to peck your eyeballs out when the bread supply runs dry, that is Satan [...]

Category: Downtown happenings, The Damn Pigeons | June 3, 2008 | 10 Comments »

Here’s the thing. I don’t know how much more of this I can possibly take before my heart just gives the hell up and explodes. Tying the game in the last 30 seconds? Triple overtime victory? I have a headache today that would have a rhinoceros begging for its mommy and this Bruegger’s coffee that [...]

Category: Evgeni Malkin, Penguins, Sidney Crosby | tags: Evgeni Malkin, Pittsburgh Penguins, Sidney Crosby | June 3, 2008 | 59 Comments »