Last Friday in Mellon Square:
At least that’s what SHOULD have happened next to that evil pigeon lady.
Seriously, if you feed pigeons and your pigeon-feeding doesn’t result in said pigeons angrily dive-bombing you and getting all up in your face to peck your eyeballs out when the bread supply runs dry, that is Satan at work.
h/t to reader Bridget who wrote:
Last Friday I was trying my hardest to ignore the large flock in the grass near me when this crazy lady came walking up and started feeding them bread. I wanted to scream at her for being so inconsiderate to all of the people sitting there trying to enjoy their lunch break without having to worry about the evil birds getting too close to them, or god forbid poop on them.
Just thought I would share the story, and ask that you publicly shame said crazy lady
Consider her shamed.