Die, Duke, Die!

There’s thinking that The Duke is fug and gross, and then there’s outright hating the Duke.

There’s thinking that The Duke probably doesn’t deserve his minions’ unfailing love, and then there’s outright wanting to see The Duke die a horrible, violent death.

Someone in the Las Vegas police department REALLY falls in the Outright Hate/Die a Horrible, Violent Death side of the fence:

Watch the video here, including the super slow motion death of The Duke when he’s hit by a car while standing in the road.

You know how I don’t feel about The Duke, but this seems a little harsh don’t you think?  I mean, why not Tom Brady?

Benny minions?  Attack.

(h/t Melissa)


  1. BagitTagit
    June 3, 2008 2:15 pm

    Apperently at least ONE of those cops had money on the Stillers in that Jags playoff game…

  2. In Sewickley
    June 3, 2008 2:22 pm

    Screw them.


  3. Stacey
    June 3, 2008 2:34 pm

    I’m not a minion but this seems crazy – how many years has it been since the accident? Someone has way too much time on their hands.

  4. Matt
    June 3, 2008 3:01 pm

    Anyone else find it ironic that the last name of the guy that put all of this together was pronounced “hate”?

  5. Pensrule
    June 3, 2008 3:59 pm

    How unprofessional.
    Post an address where we can spam the crap out of these fools.


  6. zonie
    June 3, 2008 4:31 pm

    Ingrates! This, when Ben drops thousands at the tables and the clubs each time he hits Vegas?

    Next time, he should go to Reno. Or somewhere else with casinos. Lots of other fun places around.

  7. Jess
    June 3, 2008 5:26 pm

    Ok I am not fan of Benny but I think that is way harsh. Now if it would have been Tom Brady I would have been laughing my ass off.

  8. NY Luvs Pitts
    June 3, 2008 6:10 pm

    I agree. That was mean. I probably feel different if it was Tom Brady.

  9. unsatisfied
    June 3, 2008 6:57 pm

    at least they could have put him on a motorcycle — details, people!

  10. chrys
    June 3, 2008 8:07 pm

    WTF!! I find Benny annoying, but don’t fuck with our annoying Benny. Idiots! That is insane!

  11. minion # 77777777
    June 3, 2008 11:07 pm

    We have actually gone to head minion on this one…seriously we have a leader!

    But seriously Ben does A LOT of work for the police…

  12. MoreRoth,LessBurger
    June 4, 2008 9:41 am

    Exactly minion # 7+

    The Duke does a lot for police organizations and this is what they do in return?

    Maybe I could see it if it was during the regular season, but c’mon!

    Do. Not. Appreciate.