Remember how I was telling you that Norm MacDonald, Chris Kattan, and David Spade were going to be in town filming a movie and that if those guys made you tingle that you should go ahead and start fiddling with your Stalk-O-Meter?
Right. Well a bit more info has be learned about the cast of that movie, which by the way is one of six movies that studio will be filming in the Burgh in the near future, and well, here goes.
The film is “Hollywood and Whine” and it will also feature none other than tittytastic trainwreck PAMELA ANDERSON.
Before all you boys start fiddling with YOUR stalk-o-meters, I just want to remind you that you’re no longer stalking the Pamela Anderson Lee of her slow-motion boob-bouncing Baywatch days (which, OMG, I used to watch that show all the time).
You’re now stalking this …
You know what? I was going to put up a picture of Pamela Anderson looking hideous, and trust me there are some out there, but damn, most of her recent pictures … she still looks hot.
Here she is in February of 2008. At the age of 41.
Stalk away, boys.
Also, what with all of the celebrities that have recently filmed, are filming, and will be filming in New Hollywood, AKA Pittsburgh, do you think David Conrad is going to be all, “Yinz are BANDWAGON JUMPERS! I loved Pittsburgh before Pittsburgh was happening!”
Also, I wonder what the proclamation that you know Lukey will give her will say:
Whereas, you have ginormous boobs.
Whereas, your ass won’t quit.
Whereas, you marry with abandon and little regard for the emotional health of your children.
Whereas, DAMN, baby, you fine!
Therefore, be it resolved that on behalf of the City of Pittsburgh, Hizzoner Master Lukey names this day Pamela Anderson Day and in honor of this esteemed day, encourages all of the fine height/weight proportionate women of Pittsburgh to put on their bikinis and run through the streets of the Golden Triangle, preferably in slow-motion.