This is not a lie. These are facts. Don’t tell them, but …
- The Buccos of Suckitude are one win away from .500 ball. I think this is the fourth time this season that they’ve been close enough to see the stubble on the .500 mark.
- There are right this second 13 teams in Major League Baseball with W-L records worse than the Buccos of Suckitude’s.
- The Buccos of Suckitude are tied for fourth place in our division, but with their record, they would be in second place in both the National League West and the American League Central.
- We’re 14 out of 30 teams for hitting.
- We’re not last in anything.
I asked the Magic 8 Ball on my Facebook page if the Buccos of Suckitude will play .500 ball this season. It said:
Grr. I bet this has something to do with the impending doom of inter-league play.
Category: Pirates | tags: Pittsburgh Pirates |
June 13, 2008
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