Sweet patooties!

Reader M sent me this photo and wrote:

We had the distinct displeasure of getting stuck behind it all the way down Grant Street to the Blvd of the Allies. It felt like an eternity, and we didn’t even have a kid in the car! No offense to Schevelle, but that’s a lot of nose and teeth to look at.

Had I been stuck behind this revolving ad truck for that long, here’s what would have been going through my head:

God almighty, is that going to flick to a new ad soon?  Also, where’s Jeff Reed?  Surely he’s around here somewhere running down the street trying to lick this thing.

Whew, it’s gone.

Holy smack, it’s back.

Wonder how many business Joes will be having a late lunch on Friday for the matinée?  Madge, take messages for me.  I have a very important lunch meeting.  I hope they’re serving melons and giant jugs of water.

Whew, it’s gone.

Hot damn, it’s back.

How does one become Miss Nude Entertainer of the Year?  Is there a pageant?  An essay contest?

Is the “entertainer” the fact that she’s nude or does she also spin plates?


Sweet patooties, it’s back.

2006?  2006?!  What a has-been.  Give me Miss Nude Entertainer of the Year 2008!  I bet SHE eats fire.



  1. Magnus Patris
    June 13, 2008 10:52 am

    I votePittGirl; May or Pittsburgh and Miss Nude Entertainer of the Year 2009! Buy the way, is her name pronounced SKEEVE-ELL?

  2. Magnus Patris
    June 13, 2008 10:52 am

    ‘Sposed to say Mayor not “May or” Duuuhhh.

  3. Kelli
    June 13, 2008 10:56 am

    jagger bush

  4. MH
    June 13, 2008 11:26 am

    off topic, but here is somebody who could really use a dose of common sense (found on instapundit):


  5. Sarah
    June 13, 2008 11:39 am

    she looks like she is REALLY enjoying that truck ride.

  6. unsatisfied
    June 13, 2008 11:50 am

    c’mon, PG — you know that we don’t get the good stuff in this town until the rest of the world has had it for at least two years — so, schevelle is right on time….

    and, of course, she’s enjoying that truck ride — it’s not her first time….

  7. Gumby
    June 13, 2008 1:10 pm

    Looks like pre-nosejob Paula Jones.

  8. Bram R
    June 13, 2008 1:11 pm

    In the Luxor Hotel in Vegas, there are two signs that you will see almost everywhere you turn: FANTASY (a leather and lace, postmodern showgirl review) and CARROT TOP (pointing at you and squinting).

    Depending on traffic, that experience behind the Shevelle rig might have been even maddening.

    Hey, this is the solution! Mobile LED units. You want to drive around, great, you want to park it and leave it on, ask for a permit and the City might decide to sell you one.

  9. Sarah
    June 13, 2008 1:29 pm

    @Bram R – oh you are so right. I just came back from Vegas and I was trying to decide what was more horrific: Carrot Top’s face or the Showgirls who clearly never noticed that sex appeal has changed since 1986

  10. Bram R
    June 13, 2008 2:10 pm

    I should have said “rubber and lace”. Yick.
    SOLID GOLD, however, is eternal.

  11. TBD
    June 13, 2008 2:38 pm

    Looks a bit drag queenish to me no?

  12. retiredguy
    June 13, 2008 3:52 pm

    I used to have a ’68 Chevelle.

  13. Maria
    June 13, 2008 5:00 pm

    TBD, I agree. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that Schevelle (which, by the way, is the STUPIDEST stage name ever) is packing more than Santonio Holmes.

  14. DeutschtownFrau
    June 13, 2008 6:27 pm

    Back to the pigeons — PG, did you know that John Tierney is a Central Catholic grad? Yeah, he grew up here and he doesn’t yet understand that pigeons are evil.

    We have pigeon-eating hawks. Do NYC’s hawks eat pigeons? Could someone help enlighten Mr. Tierney? How embarrassing…

  15. Mikey
    June 13, 2008 7:28 pm

    That thing has a dong.

  16. Fonda Bruises
    June 14, 2008 8:13 am

    LOL I once shared a room with Miss Nude Canada 1996. This was many years after her reign and she told me about it and I didn’t believe her until I went home and googled her. Kitty Karlyle was her stage name. She’s still beautiful today, but a fully, clothed mommy to two!

  17. retiredguy
    June 14, 2008 9:12 am

    Miss Nude Canada. Brrrrrrrrr!

  18. bucdaddy
    June 16, 2008 8:57 am

    Kelli, You stole my line, but you used it mighty damn well.