My Facebook and Twitter friend Leo sent me this link that has absolutely nothing to do with Pittsburgh and everything to do with naked people.
Everyone’s a victim:
GREELEY, Colo. — Jury selection began Monday morning for a priest accused of indecent exposure for running naked very early in the morning.
The Rev. Robert Whipkey, 53, is on trial in Weld County District Court. He was arrested last June in Frederick, about 25 miles north of Denver, after an officer said he was seen walking naked on a street at 4:35 a.m.
When he was arrested, Whipkey said he sweats profusely if he wears clothing while jogging, according to the arrest report. Police said he told them he had been running naked at the track at Frederick High School and didn’t think anyone would be around that time of day.
The fact that he walked to a track naked, ran some laps, then chose to walk back home completely naked is one WTF.
Here’s the other WTF. Some of the comments posted to the article:
Remember that this country was founded on the premises that every person has certain unalienable rights. among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. that said, who is to stop this man when jogging in the nude makes him happy? Let him be.
Yeah! There’s this guy that is really super happy when he cuts the heads off of puppies. Who’s to stop him? Let him be.
The priest never gets a fair trial and any one can accuse a priest of things of which they are innocent. What witness this officer has to the nude jogging? Could he be lying? Please stop the persecution, we need our priets. A reminder it takes two sinners to commit a sexual sin. Leave our priests alone, stop persecuting them.
But it only takes one naked priest running down the street to commit indecent exposure.
Even Saints have weaknesses. Let he/she who has never sinned throw the first stone to the poor priest who obviously is the real victim here.
Know who’s the “real victim here”? Any eyeballs that had to process his flopping nakedness.