All for me.

Do you know just the thing to make PittGirl forget she’s sick?

To make her jump out of bed, jump back on the bed, jump up and down and up and down and scream and squee and run a few blocks around the neighborhood in her jammies not caring that snot is pouring from her nose (sexy), not caring that her hair looks like something so bad that Medusa would be all, “OMG!  Hideous!”, or that she’s infecting the world with Texas Death that she caught from that carrier monkey Tina Fey?

Bryan Adams, for some strange reason, added a one-man acoustic show to the Burgh at the Byham in August.  And I’ve already got my tickets.

SQUEEEE!

I’m not only going to see Bryan Adams, I’m going to smell him, I’m going to wink at him, I’m going to possibly throw an article of just-removed undergarments at him, and I’m going to even more possibly rush the stage in an attempt to feel his Canadian sweat (bail me out, yo!).

Smelling the sweat of Bryan Adams.

Suddenly, I feel better already.

(h/t David, Magnus and Pav)





6 Comments

  1. Pittsburgh Tom (in NJ)
    June 26, 2008 3:43 pm

    So if we can somehow convince Bryan Adams to ask at the concert for PittGirl to come up on stage for a hug and a kiss, we might be able to find out who she is.



  2. Ravishing Rick
    June 26, 2008 4:02 pm

    To find out who PittGirl Is
    Thats precious !!!!

    Hope ya feel better
    Sincerely
    Rick



  3. Pinto Alegre
    June 26, 2008 8:26 pm

    Damn….Bryan Adams looks all sickly in that picture. Maybe you can give him a sandwich when he’s here?



  4. NoSide15212
    June 27, 2008 7:20 am

    Didn’t Bryan Adams get his first real six-string in the Summer of ’69? Am I wrong? Agree with Pinto Alegre -dude needs a sandwich AND a gym membership.



  5. REARless
    June 27, 2008 8:14 am

    D’ya think Bryan Adams really wants Ken Rice’s sweaty boxers?



  6. unsatisfied
    June 27, 2008 9:50 am

    PG must be sick — what, nothing about the FURRIES??!??? (every time I think about them, I think about that “back to you” episode…….)

    get better, girl.