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Dan (Not Onarato)
June 26, 2008 9:27 am
Feel better PG!
June 26, 2008 9:42 am
I love Calvin and Hobbes
June 26, 2008 9:49 am
I hate to say this…I got sick two weeks ago and it did weird shit to me for a week. And even now I can’t talk much without weakening my voice. I hope it doesn’t hang on you the way it has on me.
Never got sick like that in summer before.
June 26, 2008 10:05 am
Summer sick is the worst. I’d send a get-well card, but … you know.
June 26, 2008 10:05 am
Were you out picnic’n?
could have a mosquito bit you?
June 26, 2008 10:23 am
sure hope you recover soon and resume your job as the target-of-the-birds cuz my shoulder got pooped on this morning and i blame you…
drink lots of hot tea and my family swears by vicks vapo-rub. to them, it’s kinda like the windex in “my big fat greek wedding.”
June 26, 2008 10:24 am
Please tell me you were watching the Yankees and the Bucs of Suck last night and caught a glimpse of our Boy-Mayor Lukey sitting in the first row, just over the rotating advertisement screen, to the left of the catcher, taking in the 10 to nothing loss?
I see the next city council meeting topic: Who paid for his tickets? Was Luke on city time? Where was the body guard? Did he just show up and sit there, saying “I am the mayor. I do what I want and sit where I want.” Do you think he crashed the Yanks locker room after?
I wouldn’t have even seen the sight would my brother not have called to tell me about it. (I share your resentment for the loosing team, but I can’t even stomach to watch the Bucs let alone baseball in general.)
June 26, 2008 10:45 am
PG – I feel your pain. Got sick 2 weeks ago and STILL trying to get it all out of my system. Chicken noodle soup and tea are my recommendations. Oh and an ice pack for the headache – it works wonders!
June 26, 2008 10:48 am
Very distracting, that. If Council investigates anything, it should be whether he has ever attended a sporting event at which the Pittsburgh team won.
June 26, 2008 10:53 am
Get well soon, PG — summer sick SUX!
NY Luvs Pitts
June 26, 2008 11:12 am
Poor PG. Let me help you feel better…Troy shaved. Feel better now? No? Maybe someone can get David Conrad a note to come over and feed you some chicken soup and give you a back rub. Feel better.
June 26, 2008 11:28 am
NONONONONO!!!! You are supposed to stay away when you are sick! Damn it!
*runs off to run her anti-virus program a few times*
June 26, 2008 11:47 am
Hope this cheers you up!
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude
woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred
years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a
gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, ‘As a reward for being so patient through a
hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life
thirty minutes to do what you’ve wished to do the most.’
He looks at h e r, she looks at him, and they go running behind the
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, ‘Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care
to d o it again?’
He asks her ‘Shall we?’
She eagerly replies, ‘Oh, yes, let’s! But let’s change positions.
This time, I’ll hold the pigeon down and you sh!t on its head.’
June 26, 2008 11:52 am
Get lots of rest and fluids.. and get better soon!! :)
June 26, 2008 12:02 pm
You’re not really sick–you’re at the furry convention downtown, aren’t you?
June 26, 2008 12:48 pm
I KNEW there had to be a reason there were pasty looking kids walking around downtown. with fuzzy ears and tails. i did not think they were yankees fans.
June 26, 2008 1:01 pm
Get well soon Jane! We need your snarkiness!
June 26, 2008 2:16 pm
get well soon, pittgirl!
June 26, 2008 3:06 pm
Magnesium citrate is a chemical agent used medicinally as a saline laxative and to empty the bowel prior to a surgery or colonoscopy. It is available over the counter, both as a generic brand or under the brand name Citromag or Citroma. It is also used as a magnesium supplement in pills. The magnesium content of magnesium citrate corresponds to about 11%.
Magnesium citrate works by attracting water through the tissues by a process known as osmosis. Once in the intestine, it can attract enough water into the intestine to induce defecation. The additional water also helps to create more feces, which naturally stimulates bowel motility. This means it can also be used to treat rectal and colon problems. Magnesium citrate functions best on an empty stomach, and should always be followed with a full (eight ounce) glass of water or juice to help the magnesium citrate absorb properly and help prevent any complications. Magnesium citrate is generally not a harmful substance, but care should be taken to consult with a health professional if any adverse health problems are suspected or felt.
June 26, 2008 3:39 pm
Get well soon, PG!
June 26, 2008 7:42 pm
Thanks, Ravishing Rick, for your tour of PittGirl’s bowels. But she has a garden variety cold. Here’s what she needs:
two shots whiskey, preferably Bushmill’s
three shots lemon juice
two tablespoons sugar
mix well in a tumbler and top with boiling water
drop in orange peel and fresh cloves if you have ’em
Drink entire contents over the next five to ten minutes.
This is what my great uncle Joe Donnelly used to do when my grandmother had to go to work and the kids were all home sick with colds. Then he’d line ’em up on the couch according to size and they’d be singing away when my grandmother got home. Grannie would say, “Oh, no, Joe — you got them drunk again!” and Joe would reply, in a brogue as thick as bog, “They’ll bee foin, garrrl! They’re foin!”
Take my uncle Joe’s advice, PittGarrl, and you’ll be just foin.
June 26, 2008 7:58 pm
I was THIS CLOSE to asking my father to make me a Hot Toddy, because I too believe strong liquor kills the cold and the flu.
Instead, I big-girled it, didn’t call him, and drank tequila straight.
I’m feeling better, to tell the truth.
I might try that recipe regardless, Dennis. Just to be safe.
June 26, 2008 8:23 pm
21.Dennis Roddy :
Here’s a site for ya
June 26, 2008 8:27 pm
Scroll to the bottom of each page and click on
June 26, 2008 10:47 pm
I drink plenty of alcohol to PREVENT illness. Works for me.
June 27, 2008 12:07 am
If you’re not feelin better tomorrow (and I mean an improvement hasn’t happened) Go see a Doc, I don’t care who or where…..
Then I swear, go get some chicken soup (any kind, any type) and eat it two or three times the next couple a days…… Homemade IS best….. Are ya listening PitGirl’s mom?
You’ll feel better.. I swear!
Take care! :-)
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