Secret underthings.

Dear Ryan Malone,

I’m going to miss you,

your beautiful, puck-deflecting face,

and your silly, ever-present smile.

Also, no one would know if you wore these under your Bolts uniform.

Just sayin’.





6 Comments

  1. gunnlino
    June 30, 2008 11:53 am

    You should send him a signed Pitt Girl shirt, your choice as to design/message.



  2. Allison
    June 30, 2008 12:40 pm

    I’ll second that PittGirl. I’ll miss him. :(



  3. Matt
    June 30, 2008 1:11 pm

    I guess we’ll get to see how good he really is when he’s not playing wing to 2 of the best centers in the league.



  4. Mikey
    June 30, 2008 1:16 pm

    Those boxer shorts just scream “40 year old Dad’s balls are about to flop out”

    DAMN YOU RYAN MALONE!!!!!

    He can wipe his bum with $20 bills now though, good for him…



  5. Pensgirl
    June 30, 2008 2:41 pm

    Matt, we already did. It’s called 2003-04. He had 22 goals and 43 points in 81 games.

    If you look across his seasons, you can see that playing with Geno didn’t give him that much of a boost – only about 5 goals. What that says to me is that his own talent can get him 20 goals consistently but you can’t get much more out of him no matter who you put him with.

    He’s definitely a player you want on your team, and I’ll miss him too. But even with his leadership qualities it just wouldn’t have been worth it for the Pens to give him what the market was willing to pay…that’s 30-goal-scorer money for a 20-goal-scoring guy.

    I wish him well, of course.



  6. Charlie
    June 30, 2008 3:18 pm

    Well…he signed. 7 years at $31.5 Million.

    He’ll be missed…if only for the “local player” tag he has.