Steelers training camp is underway and a few things to discuss:
1. The big story, as you know, is that Cabbage Patch Baby Cici Donna is obese.
Pick yourself up. I was shocked as much as you.
Not at all.
Casey Hampton on a good day weighs 325 lbs. and Mike Tomlin is mad that Cici Donna couldn’t complete the running drills of eight 100-yard runs.
If you watch this video, you can get a nice chuckle going when he appears to be mouth-breathing under the incredible physical duress of carrying his own luggage, and I’m not talking about his 200 lb. gut.
2. This video shows the arrivals of some of our favorites. There’s Hines in his black Escalade. The Asshat arriving in a limo because that’s how he rolls, yo. Probably lost his license over the summer, if he’s been a good asshat.
And then there’s Jeff Reed arriving in the SlutMobile.
3. The Trib has a nice photo of Cici Donna talking to reporters.
My first thought was, “He doesn’t look THAT grotesquely fat.”
My second thought was, “Boy, are all the Burgh sports reporters dorky white guys?”
And my final thought was, “IS THAT DORK WEARING A GOOD N’ PLENTY BUTTON DOWN SHIRT?!?”
4. And finally, let’s finish with this old YouTube video of The Duke and Cici Donna drunkenly singing We Are the Champions after Super Bowl XL.
I bet somewhere in the room, Jeff Reed was naked on a stripper pole.