Jason Bay got traded and this is how much I care:
Now had they traded my self-united husband Dougy, I’d be more:
So, who are the newest Buccos of Suckitude?
1. Adam LaRoche’s brother Andy, who appears to have nom nom nom-able forearms.
2. Brandon Moss, who is shirtless here, so let’s just get that out of the way now.
Not doing anything for me, but maybe you’d like to self-unite to him.
3. And pitcher Craig Hansen
Well, good sir, if you’re going to hang out with scary howler monkeys, I can’t be your friend.