Tomorrow is the date of three very important happenings.
1. Tomorrow is Sidney Crosby’s 21st birthday, so now when Pens Fan gives him that “mrowr” look, it won’t be quite so icky.
Get on with your cougar selves, ladies.
(h/t Susan and PittCheMBA)
2. Tomorrow is the Bryan Adams concert at the Byham. [deep calming breaths]
3. Tomorrow is Tina Fey’s birthday.
I wrote her:
Just wanted to let you know that I put a birthday gift in the mail to you today, so you’ll get it late. And that I’ll be thinking of you tomorrow when I am THIS CLOSE to Bryan Adams’ face.
First, are we buying gifts for each other now? Crap…and thank you.
Secondly, throw a bra at Bryan for me. Make it a C cup.
First, it only cost me about ten bucks. No biggie.
Secondly, since I love you, I will throw him a DD cup [I think Ta-Ta the Giant-Breasted Poobah left one lying around here] and I’ll write your phone number and address on it.
Make sure you let him know that the DD cup does not in any way suggest that I’m fat. I just have ginormous boobs.
Right. Expect a call from Bryan Adams. He’ll say, “Hi, PittGirl sent me. I hear you have giant boobs, eh?”
Tomorrow. It will be a great day.