The Post-Gazette sent two staffers to Shadyside Tan for one of those newfangled spray on tans.
You’d think, wouldn’t you Burghers, that if you want to do a story about not only the process of getting one of these tans, but also the effectiveness of these tans, that perhaps you would send some really pale staffers. Maybe some pasty Brits or Bill Toland. So we can really see a good before and after shot.
Instead, we get a story with their BLACK fashion editor LaMont Jones (who I saw on the street the other day and boy did I put my head down all, “Don’t make eye contact. Don’t make eye contact, PittGirl!) and their ASIAN reporter Kathy SaeNgian.
They were told the tan would last five to seven days, and indeed, a week later, it was still noticeable, less so on LaMont’s face.
Psst. That’s ’cause he’s black.
LaMont chose to pose in THIS for his after shot.
Oh, LaMont. Too much information!
As Carrie Fisher once awesomely said in that cheesecake Oxygen flick Romancing the Bride :
I can practically see your religion. And it lists to the left.