Go here. Watch this video of City Council and the fight that happened yesterday during which Doug Shields’ behavior made Barbara Trant go into the mayor’s office to cry, and then he ordered a bailiff to make her return to the room … which rightly she didn’t so. And then Jim Motznik chimes in.
I don’t know what you see in the video, but what I see is:
Child Number 1 AKA Jim Motznik: My mother and your mother were hanging up clothes and my mother punched your mother right in the nose.
Child Number 2 AKA Doug Shields: Uh-uh. You’re a lying liarface!
Child Number 1: Oh, yeah? I’m rubber and you’re glue. Bounce. Stick.
Child number 2: You smell like butt.
Child Number 1: So does your mother!
Child Number 2: Real mature, Mr. Poopy Pants.
Child Number 1: I know you are, but what am I? Also, Pee Wee Herman called. He wants his face back.
God help us, because these are the people running our city.
They’re the next Annoying Burghers and their crowns are in the mail, and by “crowns” I mean two copies of “All I Ever Needed to Know I Learned In Kindergarten.”