Goodbye, my love.

Those butt-face jerks over at the Steelers cut Smokin’ Hot Burgher, former Olympic skier, the self-united husband of many a girl, Jeremy Bloom from the team today.

Daniel is out for the season.  Now Jeremy’s hotness is gone.

Whose countenance should I gaze upon now?  Huh?

The putridness of Benny’s?  The skeeviness of Skippy’s?  The asshatiness of Santonio’s?  The scruffiness of Troysus’?  The cheesecake-oozing pores of Baby Cici Donna’s?

I am so so sad.  I mean, THIS is a guy who should have minions.

Goodbye, my love.  You were so so so pretty.


  1. ark
    August 25, 2008 2:15 pm

    Ohhh, thank you for putting this on my desktop….

  2. Summer
    August 25, 2008 2:17 pm

    Once again, Pitt Girl delivers. Niiiice.

  3. NY Luvs Pitts
    August 25, 2008 2:49 pm


  4. bucdaddy
    August 25, 2008 2:56 pm

    OT, but: Kelli, wherever you are, DBTs at Carnegie Music Hall, 8/12 with The Hold Steady, Yippie!

    PG, Sorry about Jeremy. But I’m still here, uncut.

  5. Erin
    August 25, 2008 3:10 pm

    TMI, bucdaddy.

  6. Sarah
    August 25, 2008 3:26 pm

    *dreamy sigh*

  7. Miss Lee
    August 25, 2008 3:28 pm

    Yum. Talk about ending a Monday on a high note.

  8. Monty
    August 25, 2008 3:38 pm

    Erin – hilarious.

  9. PittGirl
    August 25, 2008 3:42 pm

    Laughing out loud at Erin’s response. Awesome.

  10. Good Chad
    August 25, 2008 3:43 pm


    If you are white and clean, then give me a call.


    Good Chad

  11. Monty
    August 25, 2008 4:00 pm

    Can we get a ruling on whether Miss Lee is referring to the picture or Bucdaddy’s “situation”?

  12. Joe
    August 25, 2008 4:38 pm

    So all of the attractive girls that always say the most important quality in a man is a sense of humor may not be telling the truth? I don’t believe it.

    Based on this, I am now sure that it is not that common, it’s doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!

  13. chrys
    August 25, 2008 5:39 pm

    he is so freaking hot.. how could the Steelers say so long to that?? His abs.. ~sigh~ I am stealing the first pic of him and putting it on my desk top..OK?

  14. Lump
    August 25, 2008 6:16 pm

    Joe, what you must realize is that women hear and read the phrase “sense of humor” as “twelve-pack abs and a codpiece big enough for a giant squid.” It’s one of those men-from-Mars/women-from-Venus things.

  15. pittgirl
    August 25, 2008 6:27 pm

    Oh, boys. This is a two-way street we’re walking here, because we all know what you boys mean when you say, “She’s got a great personality.”

  16. Joe
    August 25, 2008 6:35 pm

    Yeah, but us guys are shallow pigs.

  17. pittgirl
    August 25, 2008 6:39 pm


  18. bucdaddy
    August 25, 2008 9:39 pm

    Double entendre intended. Set it on a tee to see who’d hit it out of the park. Bravo, Erin!

    Good Chad,

    White, check.

    Clean … um, I loves me some beer, so: Clean but occasionally not sober.

    However … “Chad” has me taken aback, as I know so few chicks named Chad.

    Actually, none.

    And I prefer the girlie bits.

    Thanks for the offer, though.

  19. Mark
    August 25, 2008 10:55 pm

    As soon as I heard this on FSN during the Pirates game, I knew PittGirl and friends would be along to mourn the loss momentarily…

    …anyway, you always knew it was too good to be true. I just wish he’d take Steely with him.

  20. Megan
    August 26, 2008 8:56 am

    Dang! Hotness aside, Jeremy has given his all to the Steelers more than once, and I’m sad they cut him and keep worse players. Sad :(

  21. Kelli
    August 26, 2008 10:22 am

    Bucdaddy – I know – I tried to tell you in the comments under the Troy and all the little children post. I can’t wait!

  22. PittinDC
    August 26, 2008 11:25 am

    They really couldn’t find a place for him on that however manny men roster? So sad. I say we trade in Asshat and keep Jeremy.

  23. Mia`
    August 26, 2008 1:25 pm

    OMG! I missed this! How did I miss this?!?!?! I’m soooo upset!! My good for nothing boyfriend didn’t even tell me! Will have hurt him. I know he knew about this and intentionally didn’t tell me. He’s still miffed about me ignoring him and watching Jeremy when we went to training camp. He acts like one thing has anything to do with the other.
    Oh and who do I have to hurt for cutting Jeremy in the first place?!?! And if Asshat accidently got hurt, would they bring Jeremy back?!?!?! hmmmm
    I have some bad vibes to send out….

  24. dwight
    August 27, 2008 1:43 pm

    God forbid, but something’s going to happen to keep Troy off camera this season. They say it happens in threes: First Daniel, now Jeremy. Troy completes the triumvirate of hotness for me. Pray, hope, cross your fingers, fans of hot Steelers, that this will not come to fruition!