Those butt-face jerks over at the Steelers cut Smokin’ Hot Burgher, former Olympic skier, the self-united husband of many a girl, Jeremy Bloom from the team today.
Daniel is out for the season. Now Jeremy’s hotness is gone.
Whose countenance should I gaze upon now? Huh?
The putridness of Benny’s? The skeeviness of Skippy’s? The asshatiness of Santonio’s? The scruffiness of Troysus’? The cheesecake-oozing pores of Baby Cici Donna’s?
I am so so sad. I mean, THIS is a guy who should have minions.
Goodbye, my love. You were so so so pretty.