First, let’s recap.
Here’s a LaMont Jones approved outfit for summer.
Here’s LaMont Jones himself.
Bet you were hoping you’d never have to lay eyes on that photo again. So sorry, but it is a necessary evil.
Here’s an outfit that LaMont Jones says is “flashy” and “pushing the fashion envelope.”
Let’s put them on the Scale of Flashy and see which one is heavier.
Here’s Michelle Obama’s dress. Let’s watch what happens.
[scale tips as if a handful of q-tips have been sprinkled on it]
And here’s LaMont Jones in bright chartreuse hip-hugging, religion-showing swim shorts.
[scale thuds to the ground as if the Space Shuttle Discovery has been thrown on it and starts screaming, “OMG. Get it off. Get if off. Get it off!”]
I think we have our answer.
And the question is this: Does LaMont Jones know what the word “flashy” actually means?