Evil Demon?

A little tidbit I missed in yesterday’s article about Pat Ford’s resignation from the URA position via a letter in which he hinted that there was some unethical blood on the hands of Yarone Zober, our former mayor for what was it, two days?

Mr. Fisher today detailed that allegation, saying Mr. Zober called the people who wrote letters supporting Mr. Ford, “saying, ‘Don’t do that.’” or they “will be destroyed.”

We are to believe that Yarone Zober called some peeps up and said, “You will be destroyed” as if he is some power-wielding otherworldly ruthless terminator?

Yarone Zober, formerly YZ, formerly The Big Redd Up, now has a new nickname:

Dread Lord Zober

You’re all, “WTF is a Dread Lord?”

Dread Lords are incredibly powerful demons who wield the powers of darkness and mental domination. Though Dread Lords have been known to revel in the gore of single combat, they generally prefer to manipulate and beguile their enemies from the shadows.

Yeah.  Don’t let his preppy, schmucky looks fool you.

You cross Lukey and Dread Lord Zober will DESTROY you.

Also, you city workers, I will pay you the sum of one million tenths of a penny if you take leave of Yarone Zober by muttering under your breath, “As you wish, my Dread Lord.”





18 Comments

  1. anon
    August 28, 2008 9:59 am

    Actually its likely true. Dread Lord Zober has a flair for the evil dramatics. He has been known to threaten people. So far as I know however, no one has ever actually been destroyed (though a few paper cuts have been mysteriously suffered). I think he is as evil as he thinks he is, just not nearly as powerful as he wishes he was.



  2. Michael
    August 28, 2008 10:12 am

    ummm 1 million tentss of a penny by my math is $1000. PG is loaded!!



  3. unsatisfied
    August 28, 2008 12:29 pm

    FORSOOTH!



  4. highland
    August 28, 2008 12:41 pm

    Do Dread Lords sing in glee clubs and move into Jim Ferlo’s basement after the wife leaves?



  5. joey
    August 28, 2008 1:38 pm

    Isn’t it about time to move forward?



  6. Bram R
    August 28, 2008 1:56 pm

    WTF with posting a picture of He Who Must Not Be Named that large at the top of your post without any kind of warning whatsoever. Are you trying to give give us all heart attacks.

    One thing I have long noticed is that when anyone actually resorts to uttering the name “Yarone Zober” to the press, things are about to get deadly serious. Now with Roni at or near the center of a very big story, and his mug plastered at the top of popular general interest blogs, I feel like the ground is about to rip open underneath our feet.

    In short: buy gold.

    PS Does this make Ferlo the demon Kil’jaeden and Lukey the Lich King Ner’zhul? I have no idea who those characters are supposed to be, but it sounds about right.



  7. gunnlino
    August 28, 2008 5:06 pm

    DLZ, the dark lord of the underworld.
    Bet he has a secret star chamber cave under a river.



  8. PN
    August 28, 2008 6:55 pm

    Highland, after the wife leaves Dreadlords make do with same sad girl whom everyone else in the City County building does.



  9. Mitch Cumstein
    August 28, 2008 10:39 pm

    who is this “sad girl?”



  10. Dan (Not Onarato)
    August 29, 2008 7:25 am

    I never trusted a guy that smiled that much….too much Guy Smiley for me



  11. froggymcmister
    August 29, 2008 11:22 am

    this amount of hilarity should have a warning attached to it.



  12. froggymcmister
    August 29, 2008 11:27 am

    We should setup a paypal account for citizens to pitch in for this fund.



  13. avisualtinkle
    August 29, 2008 1:01 pm

    His wife left him? Poor Roni. Is he really living in Ferlo’s basement? (I wouldn’t put it past him)



  14. Ferloinq.
    August 29, 2008 2:28 pm

    Who is Ferlo? I am out of touch.



  15. namethis
    August 29, 2008 3:11 pm

    Who is “sad girl” ?



  16. Monty
    August 31, 2008 6:43 pm

    Never trust a man whose teeth match his tie.



  17. Bram R
    August 31, 2008 7:56 pm

    @Ferloinq: It’s called Wikipedia. You can also go to the Comet and do a term search.



  18. orange.
    September 1, 2008 11:24 am

    Monty, excellent point!




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