Toes everywhere are crying out in pain.

The ACLU is suing (shocking!) because Adams Township is blocking a woman from opening a fitness club that will focus on the sexy.  Belly dancing.  Pole dancing.  Sexxxxxxxxxxxercise.  I may have added an extra x in there. They are doing this because they classify her business as an “Adult Business.”

I have written about this type of class before.  Kelly Frey has done the bow-chicka-bow herself before.  This is not news, really, and absolutely she should be allowed to open her gym/club/joint/sexyplace if she so desires.

The reason I’m writing this post is that this woman will also be offering a class in Stiletto Strut, and well, what the hell is THAT?

So I did some research and apparently there are women, NON STRIPPER WOMEN, who will pay real actual money to exercise in four-inch pencil-thin heels.

Think I’m lying?  The proof, my friends:

Here’s the thing.  I know how to walk in heels without looking like a dinosaur on meth, but never will you see me standing on a hardwood floor in front of a wall of mirrors, dressed in a yoga outfit and some do-me boots all, “Exercise time!” because I am keenly aware that it can’t be good for my feet or for the curvature of my spine.

Nor will you ever see me putting stilettos on to workout with WiiSteve because I imagine the second I stepped onto Fitty with those shoes he would be all, “OW!” or maybe he would be all, “Yeah, baby.  That feels goooood.”

I wouldn’t put it past Fitty to be a sick bastard.

(h/t Arika)





12 Comments

  1. Sooska
    August 29, 2008 8:28 am

    I doubt this is ADULT fare. This is what 8 YOs do when they get into Mommy’s shoes and makeup. I thnk it’s funny. They will all regret the heels when they have major knee problems ( I speak from experience and I didn’t jump around in stilettos- only walked.)

    If you did an expose(e) on the guy who is trying to stop this woman I bet he goes to strip clubs & feels guilty about it.



  2. Opie
    August 29, 2008 8:36 am

    Well, Adams Twp. meeds SOMETHING for those bored housewives to do during the day. How many times can you have lunch at Applebee’s and go to Wal-Mart before it gets old?

    Of course, we never really know what goes on behind those closed sub-urban doors.



  3. PittinDC
    August 29, 2008 8:36 am

    Now they want us to EXERCISE in stiletto heals??! That’s just wrong.



  4. MiamiShyner
    August 29, 2008 8:43 am

    I read this article this morning after a bout with the Wii Fit myself. I’m sure that the neighbors heard me laughing. Lighten up Adams/Butler county. No one is getting nekkid in these classes. I’ve taken a few from a woman here who was trained by the same lady out in Vegas.

    I wish PG had been around a while back to tell me about how bad it was for me to be wearing heels all the time. Now I’m all ouch knees and apparently I stand off center.

    Anyways, let there be dancing! Poles and stilettos or not!



  5. Monty
    August 29, 2008 9:42 am

    The women in the video don’t hold a candle to the Fort Wayne guy.



  6. Thee Dude
    August 29, 2008 9:53 am

    Does the fitness center have toe clips on the stilettos when they use the spinning cycles?



  7. retiredguy
    August 29, 2008 10:13 am

    It’s a private business, they should be able to have any kind of dance class they want. If the folks that are upset about this REALLY want to be upset, they should stick their heads in on any junior or senior prom. With all the girls doing the bump and grind, the deejays should play Night Train.



  8. Dan (Not Onarato)
    August 29, 2008 1:10 pm

    True…but the bored trophy wives do a little better than Walmart…

    Its not called the “Adams Twp 90210” for nuthin…



  9. Amused in color (not pink & black)
    August 29, 2008 2:51 pm

    Personally, I love the “pink and black color scheme equals strippers” quote. I’m now envisioning poodle skirts, or maybe cute little breast-cancer-awareness kitchen appliances. Who knew they were a sinister front for all that is shameful and vice-laden?



  10. momto4kidlets
    August 29, 2008 3:12 pm

    I just wonder how much further up their butts these people’s heads can go. Please. This is an adult business??? HA. And I especially love the color reasoning…who the heck comes up with this crap?

    And FTR-we have a similar place in the county where I live (not in PA tho) and it exists peacefully and nobody gave a rat’s behind when it opened. And let me tell you, a lot of the people here would make those Adam’s Twp. people look like trailer trash! (boy i hate living here but it is where the work is! lol I want to come home!!) Yet a pole dancing exercise business can live peacefully here….



  11. chrys
    August 30, 2008 2:36 pm

    Hey, from what I understand.. working out in heals is wonderful for the calf muscles. It is supposed to tone up the calves and give more definition. I read this in a magazine more than a few months ago.

    I agree.. she should be allowed to open her business.. If it’s okay for sweet little Sunday school teacher Kelly Frey, then it’s good enough for Adams Township!



  12. TheJim
    September 1, 2008 9:03 pm

    I intrigued to find out what a dinosaur on meth looks like.