The ACLU is suing (shocking!) because Adams Township is blocking a woman from opening a fitness club that will focus on the sexy.  Belly dancing.  Pole dancing.  Sexxxxxxxxxxxercise.  I may have added an extra x in there. They are doing this because they classify her business as an “Adult Business.”

I have written about this type of class before.  Kelly Frey has done the bow-chicka-bow herself before.  This is not news, really, and absolutely she should be allowed to open her gym/club/joint/sexyplace if she so desires.

The reason I’m writing this post is that this woman will also be offering a class in Stiletto Strut, and well, what the hell is THAT?

So I did some research and apparently there are women, NON STRIPPER WOMEN, who will pay real actual money to exercise in four-inch pencil-thin heels.

Think I’m lying?  The proof, my friends:

Here’s the thing.  I know how to walk in heels without looking like a dinosaur on meth, but never will you see me standing on a hardwood floor in front of a wall of mirrors, dressed in a yoga outfit and some do-me boots all, “Exercise time!” because I am keenly aware that it can’t be good for my feet or for the curvature of my spine.

Nor will you ever see me putting stilettos on to workout with WiiSteve because I imagine the second I stepped onto Fitty with those shoes he would be all, “OW!” or maybe he would be all, “Yeah, baby.  That feels goooood.”

I wouldn’t put it past Fitty to be a sick bastard.

(h/t Arika)

Category: Eye rolls, Weird Burghers | August 29, 2008 | | ShareThis