“The mayor looks forward to resolving the matter expeditiously following receipt of a letter from the state Ethics Commission, stating whether or not they’re moving forward with the investigation,” said Ravenstahl’s spokeswoman Joanna Doven.
We have been playing the Luke Ravenstahl Move Forward Drinking Game for over a year now, and I think that since we can say this is certainly endorsed by the Mayor, and it does in fact have both “look forward to” AND “moving forward” in it, that as Her Highness Grand All-Knower and Supreme Decider of the rules of the game, I will this one time allow for a slight bending of the rules and call this as hitting THE JACKPOT PHRASE!
We need it.
Also, somewhere on Grant Street, in a dark room, with a lone candle casting a shaft of flickering light on his angry scowl, the Dread Lord Zober has slammed down his fist, sending his collection of tiny crystal kittens skittering across his desk and is all, “Destroy her.”
Do you know if garlic wards off angry Dread Lords?