Aaaaaaaaand DRINK!

From a Trib article last week:

“The mayor looks forward to resolving the matter expeditiously following receipt of a letter from the state Ethics Commission, stating whether or not they’re moving forward with the investigation,” said Ravenstahl’s spokeswoman Joanna Doven.

We have been playing the Luke Ravenstahl Move Forward Drinking Game for over a year now, and I think that since we can say this is certainly endorsed by the Mayor, and it does in fact have both “look forward to” AND “moving forward” in it, that as Her Highness Grand All-Knower and Supreme Decider of the rules of the game, I will this one time allow for a slight bending of the rules and call this as hitting THE JACKPOT PHRASE!

Three drinks!

We need it.

Also, somewhere on Grant Street, in a dark room, with a lone candle casting a shaft of flickering light on his angry scowl, the Dread Lord Zober has slammed down his fist, sending his collection of tiny crystal kittens skittering across his desk and is all, “Destroy her.”

Do you know if garlic wards off angry Dread Lords?


  1. Allison
    September 2, 2008 3:26 pm

    I hate to say it, but I just sent an email to a client that said “move forward.”

    I died a little on the inside.

  2. gunnlino
    September 2, 2008 7:24 pm

    I think you meant ” in a dark tunnel under Grant Street”….and garlic may be the only choice oaths of office don’t seem to have any effect