A sex club called Swingers Palace (NSFW ads) in North Huntingdon is owned by a guy that got a $90 minister’s certificate online, calls himself a reverend, and calls his sex club “a nondenominational adults-only Church of Spiritual Humanities, which serves ‘the People,’ not God.”
Has Swingers Palace, an alleged sex club, been operating out of a residence in North Huntingdon for the past seven years?
That possibility surfaced Tuesday at a hearing of the township zoning board to consider an appeal of the Rev. John Ondrik and his wife, Kim, for a special exception to an ordinance to allow them to operate a church out of a residence at 4500 Turner Valley Road.
“I’m not operating a sex club. Kim and I maintain a low profile. People are just scared of us.”
You can’t join the church unless you’re over 21 and you have to pay a set fee to enter the church each time.
Now, the owners John and Kim claim they are operating a church, and swear they are not operating a sex club, which makes sense because I don’t know about you, but my pastor and his wife totally look like this:
Don’t scroll down if you don’t have a strong constitution.
Whoa! You know, I’d make LaMont Jones and The Chartreuse Hip-Huggers my screensaver for life if it meant I never had to see that again.
And when the sermon is over and I go home, I always hop on my pastor’s MySpace to let him know how I thought church was this week:
XOXO is a totally appropriate sentiment for an ordained minister. I’m always all, “Great sermon, Preach. XOXO. Catch ya’ later, babycakes.”
I think what she meant to write was YOUR CHURCH ROCKS!!!!
Yeah, that’s it.
Totally NOT a sex club. At all: