Hemorrhoid: varicosities or swelling and inflammation of veins in the rectum and anus
Reader Chelly sent me this picture she snapped with her Treo in the North Hills, a phone I have now named for her as Trey. Trey and Saucy should have a date.
She did not doctor the picture. I did blur the plate, but I have no idea why I did that.
She asked me to help her in getting to the bottom of it (heh).
Explaining why a person would put the word “hemorrhoid” on his/her car in super-frilly girly letters right next to a painting of a duo of cherries is even harder than explaining why a thief would coat a victim in spices before slapping him with an eight-inch sausage.
In other words, I got nothin’.
The world. It is weird.