I got nothing.

Hemorrhoid:  varicosities or swelling and inflammation of veins in the rectum and anus

Reader Chelly sent me this picture she snapped with her Treo in the North Hills, a phone I have now named for her as Trey.  Trey and Saucy should have a date.

She did not doctor the picture.  I did blur the plate, but I have no idea why I did that.

She asked me to help her in getting to the bottom of it (heh).

Explaining why a person would put the word “hemorrhoid” on his/her car in super-frilly girly letters right next to a painting of a duo of cherries is even harder than explaining why a thief would coat a victim in spices before slapping him with an eight-inch sausage.

In other words, I got nothin’.

The world.  It is weird.


  1. Little Hemorrhoid
    September 17, 2008 9:38 pm

    At first I thought it was really cool that I was starting controvercy by just driving around my car. Now, I think it’s rediculous when I read some of these comments. This whole thing is just kind of pissing me off to be honest. It’s fine to make assumptions about me or my car or my nick name. That’s cool. Whatever. I do have a problem however, when people start expressing their opinions of the two men I love most in my life. First of all, and I think it is extremely ridiculous that I feel the need to explain myself and my family, my pop-a-bear, no matter how odd his choice in nicknames, is one of the most caring and loving people in thw world. Secondly, my boyfriend or “minion” as you all like to call him wouldn’t feel a need to defend me like he did if you all had something real to talk about and not a freaking car decoration. I want all of your jobs for just one day if this is all you have to do all day. Come on people, get a real life. Now it takes alot to get my fired up but I would really appreciate it if you take my tire cover picture off of this web site. If you all can’t handle it and see it for what it is–just a nickname, not some “inflammation of veins” then I am sorry. Next time I see a bumper sticker that says something like “Shit Happens” I will be sure to take a picture of it and post it on a website because shit in reality is “a superstructure at the stern of a vessel” and I find it offensive that someone would put it in plain site for all to see. I might even scrutinize the person that has it on their car, the person who bought the bumper sticker, and the person that made it. Actually, I may just talk about anyone that the owner of the bumper sticker knows just because I have absolutely nothing better to do. You’ll have a super day.

  2. spoon
    September 18, 2008 6:47 am

    “I do have a problem however, when people start expressing their opinions of the two men I love most in my life.

    The internet is a giant truck stop bathroom wall in the universe. You can say whatever you want and leave.

    Like the Green Shingle off I-90 but without the discounted smokes.

  3. Izzygator
    September 19, 2008 9:27 pm

    In the Plum / Penn Hills area, there used to be a blue Ford Probe with the window visor decal, “Anal Probe” on it. Must be from the same gene pool.