Hit me, baby, one more time!

I try not to make fun of old people too much because I’m going to be one someday and that karma stings when it smacks you in the ass.  Howev-ah.

This P-G video of two old ladies doing Dance Dance Revolution while singing Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah?!

It’s like a Saturday Night Live skit come to life.

Don’t flame me.  I am well aware that someday my nurse will come to my room and be like, “Old Lady PittGirl?  It is time for exercise, honey.”

And I’ll be all, “Hot damn!  Put ‘Baby One More Time’ on and get me my do-me boots!”


  1. chrys
    September 10, 2008 4:19 pm

    I’m keeping karma on my side..LOL!! This is cute!

  2. Summer
    September 10, 2008 4:48 pm

    At least it was “Zippity Do Dah,” and not “Dirrrty.”

  3. Monty
    September 10, 2008 4:59 pm

    Old ladies’ shirts always look like a muppet trying to poke its face through the curtains.

  4. gumbygirl
    September 10, 2008 5:26 pm

    That was so funny i almost peed my Depends!

  5. Jessica
    September 10, 2008 5:30 pm

    Hey! I went to high school with that guy in the video.

  6. beaner
    September 10, 2008 6:21 pm


  7. Ravishing Rick
    September 10, 2008 6:58 pm

    “Old Lady PittGirl”

    I could see that now a wig and false teeth hunched over with a cane and your pantyhose down around your ankles smelling like you haven’t bathed in a week!!!!!


  8. TheJim
    September 10, 2008 7:07 pm

    This might sound like a generalization but old people aren’t good for anything.

  9. Ravishing Rick
    September 10, 2008 7:46 pm

    The old Pigeon lady will be sitting in a nursing home suffering from Alzheimer’s and Dementia staring out the window wondering WTF these grey things are that fly by and shit all over the glass

  10. Xena
    September 10, 2008 8:15 pm

    I’m not saying a word. But I am probably the oldest minion on the blog.

  11. Maria
    September 10, 2008 8:26 pm

    Old ladies and “Do Me Boots.” Yikes. Thanks for that visual.

  12. Ravishing Rick
    September 10, 2008 8:34 pm

    Old Pigeon Lady
    The Last Slice of Slice


  13. Brother Anthony
    September 10, 2008 8:39 pm

    In this future scenario remember to request a little Bell Biv DeVoe.

  14. Ravishing Rick
    September 10, 2008 8:43 pm

    Senior Citizen “Do Me Boots”
    Is this what you mean


  15. Ravishing Rick
    September 10, 2008 9:02 pm

    Here’s PittGirl in one of Pittsburgh’s lovely parks feeding the pigeons could this be “Senile Dementia”


  16. John
    September 10, 2008 9:06 pm

    “Old Lady PittGirl” That’s classic.

  17. Mitch Cumstein
    September 10, 2008 10:41 pm

    Old people smell weird.

  18. Christina
    September 11, 2008 7:04 am

    If Old Lady PittGirl is still writing blogs when she’s 80, I’ll read them. Only I wonder if they’ll be about things like sciatica or the gout, and I’ll be all, “Where’s my parrot!?” and someone will put me back in bed and feed me split pea soup.

  19. JamieO
    September 11, 2008 7:49 am

    First goes your knees, then goes your pride.

  20. Heather
    September 11, 2008 8:17 am

    DUDE! I hope I’m that active as an old lady! I’d wear a hot pink leopard leotard!

  21. retiredguy
    September 11, 2008 8:24 am

    Wouldn’t “Don’t me boots” be more appropriate?

    Eh. All things are relative. My kids think 30 is “really old”.

  22. Stephanique1
    September 11, 2008 9:47 am

    Was it really necessary to show the “from behind” shots? I’m still reeling from lack of sports bras. (*shudder*)

  23. Karen
    September 11, 2008 9:59 am

    “I wouldn’t ask for one for Christmas…”