You guys are all total lameasses, you know that?
You tell us there will be naked women in Market Square, you tell us they will be HOT women, and you tell us some crap about meat is bad. Boo meat! Eat veggies! Don’t wear fur! Don’t shave your armpit hair! Or whatever the hell it is you’re getting naked for on that day.
Look at all these people coming down to Market Square to take pictures of what they were told would be butts and boobies.
No butts. No boobies. Girls behind a screen.
I’m not saying I necessarily want you to flash the patrons of Market Square, because I don’t think the kiddies need to see that.
I’m saying stop issuing press releases claiming that there will be nakedness because guess what? Being covered up does not equal naked. Otherwise, every single one of us wearing clothes right this second is actually naked.
OMG. Look! There’s Sonni Abatta on TV. She’s naked! Totally naked underneath her clothes!