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Here’s a thought-provoking question to take you into your weekend, because it is the question that runs through my mind during every one of their television commercials:
Have the 9020 Guys ever heard of the Ambiguously Gay Duo?
September 19, 2008 7:08 pm
So which one is Ace and which one is Gary?
September 19, 2008 7:55 pm
I miss the old West Hills Nissan commercials…
“West Hills Nissan, top of the runway, Moon Township, call 262-9020, 262-9020!”
September 19, 2008 8:39 pm
LOL.. nice to know I wasn’t the only one who thought this..
September 19, 2008 9:32 pm
The most disturbing part of the commercial is when Dude 90 takes a lightsaber and cuts Dude 20’s head off!!! Then Dude 20’s head grows back out of the bloody gash! Wow! This commercial makes my son wants to buy a car from them; but then again he’s 5.
September 20, 2008 12:23 am
Confession time: They have a giant “PE” made of shrubbery on the side of the hill outside the dealership on Biz22. When they put it in, I thought they were trying to spell something longer (maybe Pens?) and ran out of landscaping supplies. My wife finally explained to me, in a totally non-condescending manner, what it meant.
I am an idiot.
September 20, 2008 8:53 am
Ummm… hate to be the stereotypical blonde, but what does the PE stand for?
September 20, 2008 9:39 am
Pittsburgh East, maybe? Hardly an expression people use a lot…
BUT — Which style of car dealership commercial is more annoying — the goofy-voiced 9020 OR the fake-news phone interviews? Tough, isn’t it?
I have to turn down the volume on all of them and would never ever ever buy from their establishments.
September 20, 2008 9:47 am
Thanks. Now I can’t get “One for a ree-su-hu-hun” out of my head. Thanks a hell of a lot.
September 20, 2008 12:43 pm
I don’t believe that there’s anything ambiguous about these guys!
September 20, 2008 2:29 pm
grumble, mumble, off to search land…
The Portable Executable (PE) format is a file format for executables, object code, and DLLs, used in 32-bit and 64-bit …
Geekspeak? I doubt that’s it…
Physical education – In most educational systems, physical education (P.E.) class, also called physical training (PT) and Phys Ed,
Gym class? I don’t think so…hmmm…not much else here. AHHH!!! Google Ads off to screen right has the answer!…
P E – Premature Ejaculation ?
Last 20 minutes longer. Guaranteed!
The scary part is that they almost look like Hans and Franz, the two AC/DC foreign porn guys from back in the day, the ones who never took off their Rolex watches.
September 20, 2008 6:45 pm
i thought they were brothers.
September 22, 2008 9:16 am
I’m the 20 guy, and no-we’re not gay. (though I don’t like me head being cut off, but it was only a minor injury..it grew back.)
September 22, 2008 3:18 pm
@ bill — dude, perhaps you aren’t gay. but, “though I don’t like me head being cut off” — you must be british then. that’s worse.
personally, this commercial is only almost as horrible as that annoying-ass “cen-tury iii/chev-ro-let/leb-anon church road/pitts-burgh/minutesfromthemall!” thing. couldn’t they at least update it? perhaps p. diddy could remix it and make it slightly dope.
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