Here’s a thought-provoking question to take you into your weekend, because it is the question that runs through my mind during every one of their television commercials:

Have the 9020 Guys ever heard of the Ambiguously Gay Duo?


  1. Ken
    September 19, 2008 7:08 pm

    So which one is Ace and which one is Gary?

  2. Jono
    September 19, 2008 7:55 pm

    I miss the old West Hills Nissan commercials…

    “West Hills Nissan, top of the runway, Moon Township, call 262-9020, 262-9020!”

  3. chrys
    September 19, 2008 8:39 pm

    LOL.. nice to know I wasn’t the only one who thought this..

  4. Magnus Patris
    September 19, 2008 9:32 pm

    The most disturbing part of the commercial is when Dude 90 takes a lightsaber and cuts Dude 20’s head off!!! Then Dude 20’s head grows back out of the bloody gash! Wow! This commercial makes my son wants to buy a car from them; but then again he’s 5.

  5. TheJim
    September 20, 2008 12:23 am

    Confession time: They have a giant “PE” made of shrubbery on the side of the hill outside the dealership on Biz22. When they put it in, I thought they were trying to spell something longer (maybe Pens?) and ran out of landscaping supplies. My wife finally explained to me, in a totally non-condescending manner, what it meant.

    I am an idiot.

    Also, 90…TWENTY!!!!

  6. blondie
    September 20, 2008 8:53 am

    Ummm… hate to be the stereotypical blonde, but what does the PE stand for?

  7. Deutschtown Frau
    September 20, 2008 9:39 am

    Pittsburgh East, maybe? Hardly an expression people use a lot…

    BUT — Which style of car dealership commercial is more annoying — the goofy-voiced 9020 OR the fake-news phone interviews? Tough, isn’t it?

    I have to turn down the volume on all of them and would never ever ever buy from their establishments.

  8. bucdaddy
    September 20, 2008 9:47 am

    Thanks. Now I can’t get “One for a ree-su-hu-hun” out of my head. Thanks a hell of a lot.

  9. gumbygirl
    September 20, 2008 12:43 pm

    I don’t believe that there’s anything ambiguous about these guys!

  10. Foghorn Tom
    September 20, 2008 2:29 pm

    grumble, mumble, off to search land…

    PE [enter]

    The Portable Executable (PE) format is a file format for executables, object code, and DLLs, used in 32-bit and 64-bit …

    Geekspeak? I doubt that’s it…

    Physical education – In most educational systems, physical education (P.E.) class, also called physical training (PT) and Phys Ed,

    Gym class? I don’t think so…hmmm…not much else here. AHHH!!! Google Ads off to screen right has the answer!…

    PE-premature ejaculation?
    P E – Premature Ejaculation ?
    Last 20 minutes longer. Guaranteed!

    The scary part is that they almost look like Hans and Franz, the two AC/DC foreign porn guys from back in the day, the ones who never took off their Rolex watches.

  11. Anne
    September 20, 2008 6:45 pm

    i thought they were brothers.

  12. Bill
    September 22, 2008 9:16 am

    I’m the 20 guy, and no-we’re not gay. (though I don’t like me head being cut off, but it was only a minor grew back.)

  13. unsatisfied
    September 22, 2008 3:18 pm

    @ bill — dude, perhaps you aren’t gay. but, “though I don’t like me head being cut off” — you must be british then. that’s worse.

    personally, this commercial is only almost as horrible as that annoying-ass “cen-tury iii/chev-ro-let/leb-anon church road/pitts-burgh/minutesfromthemall!” thing. couldn’t they at least update it? perhaps p. diddy could remix it and make it slightly dope.