Comments on: Win some Steelers tickets!

By: Steve

Steve — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:03:03 +0000

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy – the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

-Dr. Evil

By: Chris

Chris — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:00:06 +0000

“I don’t want your life” – Varsity Blues

By: Josh

Josh — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 15:58:06 +0000

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon’s got plans. You know, they’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their worlds. I’m not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I’m telling the truth.

Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight

By: Rose

Rose — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 15:57:08 +0000

“Big Gulp eh? Alright…Well, see ya later” Dumb and Dumber

By: Samantha

Samantha — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 15:55:43 +0000

“How do you like them apples”- Good Will Hunting