Today’s sermon: Bow-chicka-bow.

The people that run the Swingers Palace in Westmoreland County granted a tour to WPXI of their “church” to prove it ain’t a sex club.

Here’s the proof that this is a church we’re dealing with, and NOT a sex club:

1.  I guess the TV is for when the pastor doesn’t feel like preaching.  Then he can just pop in Deep Throat.

2.  Candles!

That’s very churchy!

3.  For when Pastor John’s sermons are putting you to sleep:

That’s putting the ACK! in tacky.

4.  Wow.

I wish my church had a bar.

Reverend John apparently thinks we all have paste for brains.

Now, Reverend John didn’t want an on camera interview, so all you’ll see are his shoes.  But this is The Burgh Blog.  Where we get to the bottom of shit.  So let me remind you of what he looks like:

You are so welcome.

Also, I hope Alan Jennings hosed himself off with Clorox after he left that nasty joint.





33 Comments

  1. john
    October 16, 2008 12:03 pm

    What consenting adults do at church… is thier business. Thats CHURCH!! and that waterfall wallpaper is sexy! My skin feels itchy seeing the rooms.



  2. Brother Anthony
    October 16, 2008 12:14 pm

    Unburned candles. Empty shelves. 4 thermostats.

    I see nothing suspicious here.

    That’s palace.



  3. pittgirl
    October 16, 2008 12:16 pm

    And Brother Anthony gets two HAHs today.

    HAH!



  4. Still A Fan
    October 16, 2008 12:26 pm

    that couch in photo 1 looks like every couch i’ve ever had a lapdance on.



  5. unsatisfied
    October 16, 2008 12:47 pm

    as much as I like the current BB “Pittsburgh. Only Cooler.” slogan up above, I think that “Where we get to the bottom of shit” is way more awesome.



  6. Brother Anthony
    October 16, 2008 12:55 pm

    the words “shit of the bottom” come to mind



  7. Franklyn Kabacinski
    October 16, 2008 2:06 pm

    I have not seen this on TV so forgive me if am axing the obvious, but does this church thing have to do with tax evasion or is it that people jsut do not like it being associated with a church



  8. EKAZ
    October 16, 2008 2:06 pm

    So that’s what a trophy wife is. Nice goin “Reverend”



  9. kbl guy
    October 16, 2008 2:08 pm

    How about that mirror on the wall behind the bed in picture 3 so you can check out yourself as you’re worshippin’



  10. Ralph Kramden
    October 16, 2008 2:15 pm

    Not to mention the mirror on the bottom of the bar that lets you see if you’ve spilled any holy water…



  11. Still A. Dad
    October 16, 2008 3:00 pm

    Still A Fan……
    You’ve had lapdances??



  12. Mrs. Pitsberger
    October 16, 2008 3:20 pm

    I wonder if that’s what he wears when he officates weddings.



  13. Mrs. Pitsberger
    October 16, 2008 3:28 pm

    That was supposed to say “officiates.” I don’t know what “officates” means, nor do I want to.



  14. McMean
    October 16, 2008 3:41 pm

    Whats with the stuffed animals. Maybe if it was a stuffed jesus I would understand.



  15. Pensgirl
    October 16, 2008 3:42 pm

    You mean Jennings wasn’t wearing a Hazmat suit?



  16. Jagoff
    October 16, 2008 4:12 pm

    The couch in photo 1 looks like my couch that pretty much everyone who has ever visited my house has had sex on. It has to be a church.



  17. chrys
    October 16, 2008 4:15 pm

    Remember kids… tax evasion is bad, but bad decorating is a sin!



  18. chrys
    October 16, 2008 4:16 pm

    oh.. and one more thing.. the picture. I may need the Clorox for my eyes. That is just so wrong.



  19. Monty
    October 16, 2008 4:57 pm

    Is he holding a diploma from the University of Imtheonlyguywhoevercoordinatedhisunderpantswithhismoustache?



  20. TheJim
    October 16, 2008 5:04 pm

    Classiest church I’ve seen all week!



  21. Mitch Cumstein
    October 16, 2008 6:00 pm

    What the?!? Mom…dad? I thought you said we’re agnostic?



  22. Jesus
    October 16, 2008 6:07 pm

    I wish my church looked like that.



  23. Northside15212
    October 16, 2008 6:46 pm

    Personally, huge fan of the bar light on the, um, bar -er, I mean altar- in picture 2, strategically turned so that you can’t read the word “BAR” written on its globe. Also, if anyone is interested, I’ll be at Mass tonight at my church Smokin’ Joes, watching ESPN Thursday Night College Football, eating sacramental bread, which are known in our congregation as “hot wings.”



  24. Bram R
    October 16, 2008 8:11 pm

    I hope this guy comes out swinging (no pun intended!) all like “Yes, this is the church of sex, we take getting freaky as a sacrament, now here is our bible, now get off of our land!” With any luck, this could supplant the Flying Spaghetti Monster as the protest theology of choice.



  25. Angie :-)
    October 16, 2008 11:12 pm

    I wholly agree with comment number 5!! This is hilarious. It so NOT a swingers club! HA! How did alan not laugh his ass off?



  26. bucdaddy
    October 16, 2008 11:32 pm

    That couch looks like it’s been reupholstered in semen. The blue one, I mean (see, it’s a blue couch for boys and a pink couch for whores).



  27. Peg
    October 17, 2008 7:01 am

    This makes just as much sense to me as giving tax deductions to so called “main stream religions” with all their hocus pocus.

    It’s all just smoke, mirrors and incense, whether at the Catholic church or the Baptist church, or the bar room basement of this church.

    Since to decide which divinity degree(magic and hocus pocus) to accept as tax deductable would be discriminatory, perhaps it’s time to make the churches pay their fair share of taxes.



  28. toni
    October 17, 2008 8:36 am

    Now come on people…you know a whole lotta “OH God’s” are taking place on those couches…….



  29. TBD
    October 17, 2008 9:22 am

    LMFAO @ toni #28. And a lot of kneelin’ I am guessing too ;-)



  30. Byrann
    October 18, 2008 4:23 am

    Just to clear things up for you ppl the beds are in what use to be theirs and their kids bedrooms before they moved out.A lot of the stuff was left behind.Then you have to remember it was a club when Walkmyer owned it.So yeah its going to have that kind of look to it.Then you have to remember they are not a Cath/Christ church so remove what you think a church should look like.I know if i went to church i would rather sit on a couch then a wooden bench any day.And the church i do goto has a TV.Does that mean im not going to church now?

    It is amazing to me that people still think there is only 1 kind of religion in the world.



  31. Byrann
    October 18, 2008 4:28 am

    And why is it you notice the bar light on the right but miss the angel statue on the left?



  32. Summer
    October 18, 2008 3:27 pm

    Oh, an angel statue definitely makes it a church.

    /sarcasm



  33. LaReina
    October 19, 2008 4:39 pm

    Fat unattractive people should not be photographed that close to being naked.