The answer from the Post-Gazette’s brilliant Dennis Roddy:
I have prodded the powers that be, inadvertently awakening several of them, and now have been given the reason for our balky web site. The answer is Band Width. I’m not sure what Band Width is. I had always assumed it was, say, putting Kid Rock next to Jimmy Sapienza. But whatever it is, we don’t have enough and they are, as I write, going to the Band Width aisle at Costco to scoop up boxes of the stuff and attach it to the top of our computer, right next to the air intake and in front of the rear spoiler.
Band Width. Talk to this Woy guy you’re always talking about with palpably less trilling than you do about Matt Lamanna, and ask him what Band Width is and how I can install some on my 94 Saturn wagon to make it go faster.
A 94 Saturn wagon with extra bandwidth versus a 92 Ford Escort with extra motherboard.
Which would win?
My money’s on the motherboard.