The next Proactiv spokesgirl.

A petite white woman robbed a downtown Dollar Bank yesterday while wearing giant sunglasses.  No, Nicole Richie isn’t in town.

Here’s the description:

The woman is said to have a bad facial complexion, and was wearing a gray hooded sweatshirt with the hood over her head, concealing her hair and part of her face. She was also wearing blue jeans, black, oversized leather gloves and large-framed square sunglasses.

First, poor girl.  She finally makes the papers and the first thing we hear is that she’s got bad acne.

Although it doesn’t say “acne” it just says “bad facial complexion.”

So maybe she just has dingy skin?  I don’t know.

Besides that.  That description.  Am I the only person in the world that would have seen that chick walk in and immediately have been all, “Shenanigans!”?





5 Comments

  1. Summer
    October 22, 2008 9:13 am

    I dunno. It was cold and sunny yesterday. I probably would have been more worried about her complexion.



  2. Erin
    October 22, 2008 10:27 am

    What do oversized gloves look like? I’m picturing them dangling off of her fingertips.



  3. pittgirl
    October 22, 2008 10:34 am

    Exactly, between the oversize gloves, which I was imagining more like cleaning gloves, to the giant sunglasses and the hood hiding her hair and face, I’d have been immediately suspicious.



  4. Alison
    October 22, 2008 11:12 am

    if it weren’t for the oversized gloves, i would call that girl the average college chick.
    seriously.



  5. Sarah
    October 22, 2008 4:45 pm

    Maybe they were like elbow-length evening gloves? Bit odd to be in leather, but hey, there are weirder things out there.