A petite white woman robbed a downtown Dollar Bank yesterday while wearing giant sunglasses.  No, Nicole Richie isn’t in town.

Here’s the description:

The woman is said to have a bad facial complexion, and was wearing a gray hooded sweatshirt with the hood over her head, concealing her hair and part of her face. She was also wearing blue jeans, black, oversized leather gloves and large-framed square sunglasses.

First, poor girl.  She finally makes the papers and the first thing we hear is that she’s got bad acne.

Although it doesn’t say “acne” it just says “bad facial complexion.”

So maybe she just has dingy skin?  I don’t know.

Besides that.  That description.  Am I the only person in the world that would have seen that chick walk in and immediately have been all, “Shenanigans!”?

Category: Downtown happenings | October 22, 2008 | |