PittGirl mines Craigslist and goes back in time.

Craigslist What The Effies time!

1.  Apparently all it takes to travel through time are some basic building materials and some gears.

And he’ll pay you $100.

Awesome.  Can we go back in time twenty seconds ago so that I can get back the time I wasted reading about that lame time machine idea?

(h/t Ed)

2.  Ew.  Your oedipal tendencies are showing, freak.

3.  Because us ladies will do ANYTHING for a free drink.

4.  The Naked Carpenter. That sounds dangerous.

5.  This minister needs a wife and that is fine.  What’s funny is that he felt the need to tell us that he’s “not a fast guy.”  I would hope not.

6.  Pretty sure that dude’s taking a leak.

7. He’s a virgin who wants to have sex. Never had sex before, he says.  Really wants to have it cause he’s never had it.  His AIM?  ladiesmannn613.

8.  Or this guy, who we’ve seen before, starts out his message with “blah blah blah” and his MySpace page name is imtoofreakingcool.

Dear God.

9.  Look, just give me the sex and then we’ll talk.

10.  I’m so confused. WHERE DID THE BOOBIES COME FROM?!





16 Comments

  1. DW
    November 11, 2008 2:17 pm

    On #1, I bet Kip and Uncle Rico could help get that time machine goin’



  2. Zsa
    November 11, 2008 3:28 pm

    Am I the only one who thinks the minister looks like Will Ferrell?



  3. Three
    November 11, 2008 4:07 pm

    You know, there’s a reason I don’t venture into Craigslist. It disturbs me on entirely too many different levels.



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  5. Joey
    November 11, 2008 5:07 pm

    #10: C’mon, the dude is just “a normal guy that likes to crossdress” and is looking for a chick that “appreciates that.” And noooooo, he’s not gay, so don’t call him for gay sex.

    Dude has knockers bigger than most porn stars….



  6. Still A Fan
    November 11, 2008 7:44 pm

    blah blah blah looks like bud bundy!!! and speaking of the bundy’s…..my local mall had a t-shirt dealer from nyc this past weekend. i picked up a rocking buddy rich one. anyway…he had an exact replica of al’s high school football jersey…it said POLK HIGH number 33 and BUNDY on the back. sweet.



  7. MH
    November 11, 2008 9:57 pm

    We got the time machine to work. Accidentally stepped on a butterfly. Long story short: Pigeons can now crap sideways for distances of up to 15 feet. Sorry.



  8. Three
    November 11, 2008 10:38 pm

    ROFLMAO! MH, you win. Totally.



  9. Ravishing Rick
    November 12, 2008 7:05 am

    10. I’m so confused.
    Top right, white top, nice rack!!



  10. Ravishing Rick
    November 12, 2008 7:13 am

    I should have read the ad first to busy looking at the racks



  11. SouthSideStephanie
    November 12, 2008 8:23 am

    Hey. Nothing to do with this post. I only recently discovered your blog via The Sidney Crosby Show. You kick ass! Ben does suck of late, and besides, he’s mean to The Kids. Just sayin’.



  12. john
    November 12, 2008 8:56 am

    Likes to wear fake boobs, thinks looking pregnant is hawt, stays thin…and he says he isnt GAY?!?! Come on who is fooling who?



  13. JamieO
    November 12, 2008 8:58 am

    1. I coulda toldya it doesn’t work

    2. Oh, what would these people do without Craig’s List. I guess this guy would troll the toddler’s section at Target/Wal-Mart for mommas.

    3. I don’t think I have ever seen a person offer a prize in this situation. I guess the prize in this case is better than the product being sold.

    4. Yeah, indeed, PG. Watch those power tools, you tool.

    5. I think in the bottom photo The Rev looks like a cross between Terry Bradshaw and Will Farrell. Best of luck to him, though.

    6. Yes, PG, he does……..IN THE FREAKING BATHTUB! Note to dude – find a photo that doesn’t raise the spectre of you urinating in places that one shouldn’t. The ladies tend to frown on that.

    7. Wow, so many questions….what major is he that he doesn’t want to “play the love game” with others in his major? It’s really complicated? Kid, NEVER use the word “complicated” in a personal ad. And I guess you ugly bitches with herpes need not apply for this hottie.

    8. 420 friendly? Really? I would have never guessed based on the photos.

    9. Real simple. Drinks, sex, then never call you again. Got it?

    10. How can you be male and have a rack like that and keep it a secret. Oh never mind. Don’t think about it.



  14. Monty
    November 12, 2008 10:10 am

    Not to get all after-school special on you, but to answer PG’s question in #10, they came from a father’s missing love.



  15. toni
    November 12, 2008 1:18 pm

    I love when you mine Craig’s List…theatre of the absurd.



  16. Brad Seraphin
    November 12, 2008 6:04 pm

    Hey PittGirl,
    Got a kick out of your post. Realized we don’t have any listing in your area on iList.com (http://ilist.com/tour) and was hoping you might add the first one!
    Let me know what you think.
    -Brad Seraphin