Craigslist What The Effies time!
1. Apparently all it takes to travel through time are some basic building materials and some gears.
And he’ll pay you $100.
Awesome. Can we go back in time twenty seconds ago so that I can get back the time I wasted reading about that lame time machine idea?
3. Because us ladies will do ANYTHING for a free drink.
4. The Naked Carpenter. That sounds dangerous.
5. This minister needs a wife and that is fine. What’s funny is that he felt the need to tell us that he’s “not a fast guy.” I would hope not.
7. He’s a virgin who wants to have sex. Never had sex before, he says. Really wants to have it cause he’s never had it. His AIM? ladiesmannn613.
8. Or this guy, who we’ve seen before, starts out his message with “blah blah blah” and his MySpace page name is imtoofreakingcool.
9. Look, just give me the sex and then we’ll talk.
10. I’m so confused. WHERE DID THE BOOBIES COME FROM?!