OMG.  This is so awkward.

Didn’t anyone tell Dockers that you’re supposed to pack up all of your khakis by early September at the latest?  You’re NOT supposed to be purchasing them for Christmas and winter and snow.

Dockers, I got one word for you.  Moleskin.


  1. Pam
    November 17, 2008 10:21 am

    Uh…. that’s not the only thing that’s awkward about that picture!

  2. Jcubed03
    November 17, 2008 10:23 am

    I have my Dockers on today. I am throwing caution to the fashion wind and hoping that LaMont doesn’t catch me.

  3. Three
    November 17, 2008 10:29 am

    Great. Just great. And after I just packed up my khakis and bought a bunch of moleskin and suede pants …

  4. Sue
    November 17, 2008 10:32 am


    Geez the economy has hit the advertising business so they must piggy back on ads? great idea!

  5. Monty
    November 17, 2008 10:38 am

    Pam and Sue are right. And I don’t want to re-open any other old wounds, but I’d note that those are flat fronts, yet still appear to simulate a chubbed Schlongtonio Holmes.

  6. chrys
    November 17, 2008 10:39 am

    This picture makes my day.. not only is Dockers enticing men to throw LaMont’s “fashion rules” out the window and buy khakis for the winter, but they are showing that there is plenty of room for an erection. BRAVO!

  7. bucdaddy
    November 17, 2008 10:41 am

    That’s not an erecTION that’s a complete Erector set.

  8. dwight
    November 17, 2008 10:59 am

    No matter how much I might want to, I’m not touching this one.

  9. Dinkerwald
    November 17, 2008 11:05 am

    Is that an 8 inch sausage in your pocket, or are you just happy to see LaMont?

  10. Pensgirl
    November 17, 2008 11:10 am

    Monty, that’s because Dockers evidently does not know how to place pockets. Clearly, not all flat-fronts are created equal!

  11. InSewickley
    November 17, 2008 11:16 am

    Holy crap, his “dahntahn” region is the focal point of the ad.

  12. NY Luvs Pitts
    November 17, 2008 11:17 am

    Well Happy Holiday’s to you too Dockers!!!

  13. Jess
    November 17, 2008 12:06 pm

    It should have said “Start Your Favorite Holiday with a Bonner”

  14. NY Luvs Pitts
    November 17, 2008 12:18 pm

    I got one, “Dockers! Who needs egg nog and a misletoe!”

  15. Bram R
    November 17, 2008 12:28 pm

    Has anyone demanded “what they were thinking” yet? In that case, FIRST!

  16. missingPA
    November 17, 2008 12:31 pm

    @ Dwight-
    That’s what she said! That’s what she said!

  17. Monty
    November 17, 2008 12:56 pm

    Pensgirl — in this case, I think it’s actually a cocket.

  18. Tony N
    November 17, 2008 1:20 pm

    Dockers… roomy enough for a roll of quarters in your pocket!

  19. Mitch Cumstein
    November 17, 2008 1:21 pm

    Dwight, don’t resist. If you want to touch it, by all means, touch it. That guy looks friendly enough.

  20. parking chair
    November 17, 2008 1:28 pm

    Those are some Cocky Khakis!

  21. lovesthenorthside
    November 17, 2008 1:32 pm

    i’m dreaming of a khaki christmas…

  22. Lily
    November 17, 2008 1:33 pm

    PG – Is this where you saw this post going?

  23. jody d
    November 17, 2008 2:51 pm

    I wonder what that model would look like in LaMont’s chartreuse bathing suit?

  24. K
    November 17, 2008 3:04 pm

    If moleskin = erection, then you’ve selected the correct word, PG.

  25. Ex-Pat Pittsburgh Girl
    November 17, 2008 3:40 pm

    Still no Steelers recap? :(

  26. Mermanda
    November 17, 2008 3:43 pm

    Loves it. More LaMont! More LaMont! I love LaMont posts!

  27. Sooska
    November 17, 2008 3:54 pm

    Maybe the evidence suggests that Lamont is right- if you wear khaki dockers in winter you get what we deserve. *boing* popsicle.

  28. bucdaddy
    November 17, 2008 4:44 pm

    Hickory dickery Dockers.

  29. Pensgirl
    November 17, 2008 5:13 pm

    At the risk of imitating Pittgirl, Monty: HA!

  30. Burgh Wanna Be
    November 17, 2008 6:01 pm


    I agree with you 100%. LOL!!

  31. Still A. Fan
    November 17, 2008 7:00 pm

    jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, COCK.
    jingle balls swing and jingle bells ring,
    kneading and blowing up bushels of…….



    what rhymes with “fun” and would fit here……

  32. Sue
    November 17, 2008 7:19 pm

    what happens when you wear khakis in Pittsburgh after Labor Day.

  33. John R. Carman
    November 18, 2008 12:54 am

    I bet you were waiting for me to comment on this.