Hiya!  PittGirl here.  Or, er.  Jane Pitt.  Or, ah.  Oh, screw it.  I have an identity dilemma so you can just call me Your Majesty.  Deal?

Did you really expect me to be able to get through the whole Super Bowl week, a week sure to be filled with Skippy Skeeve being all skeevish and blond, The Duke of Fug and the Earl of Gross being all media-whorish, Daniel Sepulveda being all, “First PittGirl self-divorces me and now I’m missing the Super Bowl. Woe is me, God. Woe. Is. Me.” and Troysus being all Jesus-y and the Asshat being all, “Whooooa. This is far out. Do you feel like you’re floating? I feel all floaty. Hey, look at my giant penis!”* and did you expect me to be able to get through the actual Bowl of Super itself without writing about it?

You did?

You don’t know me at all.

Luckily, because he’s still my brilliant butler and good friend who almost made me wreck my car in the Squirrel Hill tunnel this morning by texting me, Mike kindly offered me space and a password (Mwah-hahaha!) here on HAGS so that I can post my thoughts and the news this week as we near the big game, a week that will culminate with one last final What They’re Really Thinking.

Try not to sit there at your computer hitting the refresh button until your mouse starts smoking.

*I wonder how Mike feels about the word penis on his blog. It’s not like I wrote “GIANT FRESHLY SHOWERED PENIS!” Class points for me.


  1. Jen
    January 26, 2009 11:40 am

    The Clouds Parted! The Light Shown Down! Glory Hallelujah! Pitt Girl is BACK! And all is right and well in the world.

    refresh….refresh…refresh…refresh..refresh….aw shit, you ARE like crack. Or heroin. Or Crack and Heroin combined…Heroack. I’d about gotten used to no posts, just the occasional tweet when you post and…BAM! I’m all addicted again.

  2. ClumberKim
    January 26, 2009 11:49 am

    I’d love to see Mike’s face (and freshly shorn head, of course) when he reads those magic words on his blog!

  3. Brett
    January 26, 2009 12:26 pm

    Nice–you know, between facebook, twitter, and now HAGS, you keep toying with our souls!

  4. Jen
    January 26, 2009 1:41 pm

    Can. Not. Wait.

  5. the violet
    January 26, 2009 2:45 pm

    Thank you thank you thank you thank you THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Mrs. Pitsberger
    January 26, 2009 3:06 pm

    The smoking on my mouse will be extinguished by my tears of joy.

  7. red pen mama
    January 26, 2009 7:26 pm

    Yay! Sure to be the best part of Super Bowl week.


  8. MacDuffy
    January 26, 2009 7:33 pm

    O.M.G. There is a God, or should I say Goddess? Nothing else could describe the elation to reading from Her Majesty once again.

  9. O
    January 26, 2009 7:46 pm

    Just when they thought you were out… they pull you back in.

    …Or something like that.

  10. Laurie
    January 26, 2009 9:54 pm

    Thank you, Jesus (and Troysus). I have chills.

  11. Bram R
    January 26, 2009 9:56 pm

    Hines or Troy: Which one is going to be the most unbelievably awesome? Six trophies is going to look much better than five.

  12. Bram R
    January 26, 2009 9:57 pm

    + Omg is that really what Skeevo Skippard looks like now?

  13. eileendamico
    January 26, 2009 10:38 pm

    Just when I thought Superbowl week in the Burg couldn’t get much better…….Pitt Girl comes back. Woo Hoo.

    Everytime I saw Skippy Skeeve’s “do” I thought of you.

  14. Wendielu
    January 26, 2009 10:42 pm

    Freaking yay.

    PittGirl emerges, and also another blog to read now. GOD, I love the innernets.

    Go Steelers! It’s about to exciting up in here!

    Also – heroin and crack – doesn’t that have a real name? Speedball? “PittGirl. Addictive as Speedballing.”

  15. Grant
    January 26, 2009 11:03 pm

    Your Majesty,

    I didn’t realize just how much I missed you until just this minute.

    I know. I’m surprised, too.

  16. anne
    January 26, 2009 11:15 pm

    oh, how i’ve missed pittgirl! everytime i saw a pigeon, i thought of you. especially when i saw a guy kick a pigeon [but not in pointy toed do me boots!]

  17. nobodyaskedmebut
    January 26, 2009 11:37 pm

    At last….the Anti-Skeeve. Welcome Back PG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. hello haha narf
    January 27, 2009 12:33 am

    doing the happy girl wiggle in eager anticipation of more posts!

    p.s. as soon as i saw his hair my thoughts turned to you and i had a moment of sadness for your dearly departed blog.

    (yes, both of those sentences are meant in the most non creepy way that creepy sentences can be meant.)

  19. bethkriz
    January 27, 2009 3:55 am

    Yea! I’ve already booked the Monday after the Super Bowl off, as I live and work in London so the coverage doesn’t even start till 11pm here. The news that PittGirl has returned (no matter how briefly) has made my Super Bowl week that much better.

  20. JAdams
    January 27, 2009 5:55 am

    For what its worth, your name came up in tPB chat… Long time reader.

    Any chance of a comeback? I’m sure I’m not the only one that could use some Pitt-humor to help get through the workday…

  21. Summer
    January 27, 2009 7:13 am

    Holy crap, yes! If this is what it takes to get another helping of Pittgirl’s blog, then the Steelers should go to the Superbowl EVERY year!

  22. Elmer Palmer
    January 27, 2009 7:45 am

    Pittgirl make me so happy!

  23. Marcy
    January 27, 2009 8:23 am


  24. Angie
    January 27, 2009 8:32 am

    yayaya!! thanks so much!

  25. Jo Janoski
    January 27, 2009 8:37 am

    OMG! A reason to check my feed reader again! The addiction returns. Welcome back!

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  27. Ant Annie
    January 27, 2009 10:46 am

    Yippee!!! Finally… welcome back, Your Majesty. You have been greatly missed. It’s beyond wonderful seeing you out there again. Every time Skippy was at a Penguins game I thought of you. Now we’ll know (at least for a week or so) what you’re thinking…and “what they’re really thinking” Welcome back.

  28. jmarie
    January 27, 2009 7:18 pm

    Is it just me or does that hair color and style make skippy skeeve look like the abdominal snowman from the rudolph the red nose reindeer fame.

  29. rebelliousflaw
    January 27, 2009 10:15 pm

    Thank you for allowing me the opportunity to experience the unique voice which I was heretofore unable to partake in.

  30. The Voice of Reason
    January 28, 2009 9:33 pm

    Oh Pittgirl, how I have missed you!

  31. Bluetail
    January 30, 2009 7:40 pm

    The only thing that would make me happier than regular dispatches from PittGirl would be the return of the Lone Liberal to the local airwaves, but it sure is good to have you, even for a week.

  32. NY Luvs Pitts
    February 2, 2009 9:04 am

    Just Found You. Yippeeee!!!!