Benny, Benny, Benny. Let me pick on you for a while.

Let’s get this party started.  Raise the roof.  Let’s get jiggy with it.  Can’t touch this! Cowabunga.

Okay, I’ll stop.  But you do realize, don’t you, that I’m still very much a dork, right?  A HAWT dork in do-me boots.

The Steelers arrived in Tampa yesterday to begin their week leading up to Sunday and here’s Benny getting off the plane:

That’s right.  Benny is filming Brett Keisel filming Benny.

And if you watch this video at the Trib, you realize that a Trib videographer is filming Benny filming Brett Keisel filming Benny.  Guess what? Right this second I am filming my computer filming the Trib videographer filming Benny filming Brett Keisel filming Benny.

Did I just make your head explode?  You’re welcome.

Can you imagine someday when Benny is older and decides to whip out his Super Bowl video for his kids?

Okay. Okay. Watch here.  The cabin door is going to open.  Okay.  Here’s we go.  There it is.  The door is open.  And now, watch carefully, as I am going to disembark the plane.  Aaaaand.  There we go.  First step.  You’ll notice I’m now walking down the steps.  Step. Step. Step.  There’s the airport.  There’s an airplane.  Step. Step. Aaaaand, I’m on the cement now.  Walking on the actual airport tarmac, you see.  There’s the sky.  It’s blue.  Some trees.  They’re green.  And we’re walking.  Step. Step. Step.

Now, were I so fortunate to be going to the Super Bowl and one day was able to sit my kids down to watch my home video, it’d be more like this:

First thing we’re going to take a look at is Troy Polamalu’s abdominal muscles.  Troy?  Lift your shirt please when you’re done praying there.  Ready?  BAM!  Lookit that.  The next thing we’re going to take a look at while waiting to disembark the plane is Daniel Sepulveda’s entire torso.  Danny?  Ready?  Okay.  BAM!  And if you look over here you’ll see Casey Hampton inhaling some fluffernutters …

Best video ever.

Also …

Write your own joke.  Make it a dirty one.

I wonder how much that guy gets paid to paint milk ‘staches on A-list celebrities.  I’d like that job.

“Okay, David Conrad, I’m here to paint your milk mustache on.  Please drop your pants.”


  1. Mme. Trois-Rivieres
    January 27, 2009 10:29 am

    Silly PittGirl. The Ben an “A-list celebrity?” All this time away from the internets has clouded your judgment!

  2. Kim Reed
    January 27, 2009 10:39 am

    OMG- so glad you’re back, even if it’s temporary. Maybe you could start up again as Jill Pitt, so that none of the nefarious goons that are after you catch on, but your (much more clever) loyal readers are able to indulge.

    Consider it.

  3. Virginia Hendricks
    January 27, 2009 11:43 am

    I did have to wonder what in the world they were filming. It would have been nice to see if they were filming the crowd or what. I do have to say though, it is cool to see all these sports figures acting like fangirls too with the cameras at the rallies, parades, etc.

    Welcome back! Enjoying reading your Super Bowl blogging!

  4. Sandy
    January 27, 2009 11:46 am

    No video of the Asshat, PittGirl?

    Oh, wait. We’ve seen enough of him, haven’t we. Blerg.

  5. ErinPatricia
    January 27, 2009 12:38 pm

    This is gonna be the best pre super bowl week EVAR!!

  6. Jen
    January 27, 2009 12:52 pm

    I’m trying to decide which I’m more excited about. The game on Sunday, or PittGirl posting again. DO NOT MAKE ME CHOOSE.

  7. Amber
    January 27, 2009 1:19 pm

    GLAD YOU’RE BACK! Don’t be a stranger after the Super Bowl…

  8. LisaC
    January 27, 2009 1:45 pm

    I’m so glad you posted at the burgh blog (which apparently is still in my google reader) so I knew to come here! GREAT TO SEE YA!

  9. Shannon
    January 27, 2009 9:53 pm

    Ah Pitt Girl I have missed you! Also…GO Steelers!!

  10. TheJim
    January 27, 2009 10:13 pm

    There are sooooo many semen jokes you can make here. I CAN’T CHOOSE JUST ONE!

  11. Lynne
    January 28, 2009 7:01 am

    PittGirl, so glad that you are back! And even saucier on Woy’s blog:)

  12. PittsburghTom
    January 28, 2009 10:54 am

    PittGirl back and I’m going to the Super Bowl. Best. Week. Ever.

    Now I just have to figure out how to get internet access on Saturday and Sunday.

  13. Thee Dude
    January 29, 2009 8:03 am

    Somehow, I don’t see Ben using the word “disembark” when talking to his kids about getting off the plane.

  14. Dan (Not Onarato)
    February 2, 2009 2:52 pm

    Miss you PittGirl!

    Dont. Be. Astranger.