Let’s get this party started. Raise the roof. Let’s get jiggy with it. Can’t touch this! Cowabunga.
Okay, I’ll stop. But you do realize, don’t you, that I’m still very much a dork, right? A HAWT dork in do-me boots.
The Steelers arrived in Tampa yesterday to begin their week leading up to Sunday and here’s Benny getting off the plane:
That’s right. Benny is filming Brett Keisel filming Benny.
And if you watch this video at the Trib, you realize that a Trib videographer is filming Benny filming Brett Keisel filming Benny. Guess what? Right this second I am filming my computer filming the Trib videographer filming Benny filming Brett Keisel filming Benny.
Did I just make your head explode? You’re welcome.
Can you imagine someday when Benny is older and decides to whip out his Super Bowl video for his kids?
Okay. Okay. Watch here. The cabin door is going to open. Okay. Here’s we go. There it is. The door is open. And now, watch carefully, as I am going to disembark the plane. Aaaaand. There we go. First step. You’ll notice I’m now walking down the steps. Step. Step. Step. There’s the airport. There’s an airplane. Step. Step. Aaaaand, I’m on the cement now. Walking on the actual airport tarmac, you see. There’s the sky. It’s blue. Some trees. They’re green. And we’re walking. Step. Step. Step.
Now, were I so fortunate to be going to the Super Bowl and one day was able to sit my kids down to watch my home video, it’d be more like this:
First thing we’re going to take a look at is Troy Polamalu’s abdominal muscles. Troy? Lift your shirt please when you’re done praying there. Ready? BAM! Lookit that. The next thing we’re going to take a look at while waiting to disembark the plane is Daniel Sepulveda’s entire torso. Danny? Ready? Okay. BAM! And if you look over here you’ll see Casey Hampton inhaling some fluffernutters …
Best video ever.
Write your own joke. Make it a dirty one.
I wonder how much that guy gets paid to paint milk ‘staches on A-list celebrities. I’d like that job.
“Okay, David Conrad, I’m here to paint your milk mustache on. Please drop your pants.”