They may resemble pandas, buffalos and camels – but these animals are actually poodles, all competing for the title of top dog at ‘creative grooming’ shows across the U.S.
Something of a canine fancy dress contest, it takes just two hours for owners to transform their pets, which are sheared and coloured to achieve each look.
So you go to that site and you scroll down and then your eyeballs, they protest, all, “WTF ARE YOU SHOWING ME?! I ALREADY SAW SANTONIO’S PENIS! GAWD!”
Poodles. Poor poor unfortunate poodles turned into things like fairies, peacocks, and buffaloes. Seriously. BUFFALOES.
1. I always thought that buffalo was the plural form of buffalo. I learned something today.
2. The only NFL team that would have a fan crazy enough to transform a poodle into a football player would of course be the Steelers.
All that’s missing is a babymama for him to smack around.
3. Who goes to a breeder or a pet store, looks at a poodle and says to themselves, “Man, I bet with a bit of spray paint and $500 worth of accessories, that poodle could be a dead ringer for a meerkat or a bollweevil or [gasp] LADY DI!”