1. Late late post today because I was busy getting my ass kicked by a Mexican restaurant. The website is now live thanks to my former butler Woy who was kind enough to help me deal with widgets late into last night. I hate widgets. Pretty sure Satan created widgets to only work properly on [...]
A really icky post.
Do you remember how incredulous, dumbfounded, and incredibly icked out I was when I learned that there were women who use washable, reusable menstrual pads?
And do you remember how by researching reusable menstrual pads I stumbled upon an entire other set of women who use washable, reusable, hand-crocheted TAMPONS?
I know what you’re thinking right now. [...]
What They’re Really Thinking: IS IT TIME TO PANIC NOW?! Edition.
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER! The winner of the Steelers/Chargers tickets is John Kish. John, I sent you an email! You have 24 hours to respond or I will have Random.org pick another number.
HEY HEY HEY! Stop smacking your monitor like that. It’s an image, not a REAL panic button.
Burghers, we have lost two games in [...]
Dumpsters, tear gas, shit
Now that the G-20 is wrapped up with a pretty bow and shipped away, and now that the garbage cans have returned to the city sidewalks, which of course Lukey was going to protect his garbage cans, he paid a QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLARS for those puppies, just a few final thoughts:
1. A bartender [...]
Random n’at
1. TURTLENECK WEATHER! Yes!
2. A facebook chat with my sister Tina Fey/Marcia who lives in Texas:
Ginny: Speaking of, I have no clue what to write for my December column. Blerg.
Marcia: Winter. The fact that those of us who live away would love to have a Pittsburgh winter.
Ginny: Hmm. But I should use that for January [...]
