If you’ve never read the site Go Fug Yourself, I need to explain what a scroll-down fug is. It is an outfit that when you look online at the picture of the person wearing it, at the top you’re thinking, “This isn’t that bad,” but by the time you scroll down to the bottom of the picture you may see any manner of things, including peeking bajingos and you’re thinking, “Dear God, WHY?!”
In the most recent SEEN over at the P-G, we are treated to our very own Scroll-Down Yinz Fug:
Do you see what happened there? You were at the top and you saw the hair and the eyes and you said, “Cute girl.” Then you got to the mustache and you said, ” … or, guy …” And then you scrolled down to the shirt and you said, “… who’s dressed like a silky pirate …” and then you got to the hot pants/skirt/I see a bulge there and you said, ” … um, a cross-dressing pirate …” and then you got to the hairy legs and you said, “… what the frickity frack am I looking at in one of America’s Great Newspapers?! …” And then you got to the bottom and you said ” … Did his horse steal his pants, maybe? I quit. Where’s the eye bleach?”
Scary how I read your mind isn’t it?
As reader jennviolet, who brought the picture to my attention wrote, “I love Pittsburgh.”